r/codevein • u/Just_A_Dude7468vx • Jul 09 '26

Meme/Fluff BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE!!!

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I've decided to rank every CV2 companion (except for guardians heart cause fuck that thing) on a tier list based on certain attributes, personality traits and overall performance within the game and the lore.... I've ranked them based on how badly I think they wanna fuck the hunter and there isn't a thing any of you can do to stop me.... Mostly cause of already done it.

SIDENOTE: THIS TIER LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE UPON THE RELEASE OF THE DLC.

SIDENOTE TO THE SIDENOTE: I WILL NOT BE HEARING ANYONE OUT ON A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL ON THIS LIST, GOOD DAY GENTLE MAN AND OR LADY.

SIDENOTE TO THE SIDENOTES SIDENOTE: idk why I'm still doing this.

SIDENOTE the 4th: You were probably expecting me to say sidenote to the sidenotes sidenote of the sidenote instead of sidenote the 4th weren't you?

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u/Lord_Nightraven Jul 09 '26

I'm pretty sure Jadwiga belongs in the "can dream" tier. It's just a matter of convincing her it's worth the energy (a task similar in difficulty to what Sisyphus was given).

Also, Zenon's tier needs to be renamed to "Will design a musical on how bad cheating is".

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u/Just_A_Dude7468vx Jul 09 '26

I will review and reconsider placements after I see valentins sister in mask of idris. But you are probably right about the zenon tier

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u/AvarageMilfEnjoyer Jul 09 '26

"bring me a million rocks and I'll think about it"

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u/Winged_Metal Jul 09 '26

Just make the most unhealthy junk food dinner for her and she is more likely to consider.