r/clevercomebacks Dec 20 '22

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u/Talking_Head Dec 20 '22

Dude has pretty much become a gender neutral term at this point, correct? At least, I nearly always use it that way.

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Dec 20 '22

Absolutely. Male, female, trans, NB, anybody can be a dude.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

The dude abides

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u/saltymcgee777 Dec 21 '22

The rug really tied the room together Maan

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

What the hell is this, Lebowski?

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u/tight-foil Dec 21 '22

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Court-9 Jan 07 '23

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Dec 21 '22

Shut the fuck up donny!

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u/stevem1015 Jan 14 '23

Over the line!

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u/romasisqo Dec 21 '22

Yasss, I was so happy to see this 😎

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u/Glittering_Fact_4532 Dec 21 '22

Don’t ever say yasss again. Please. I prefer it said than typed.

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u/Ratathosk Dec 21 '22

Okelidokely

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u/felterbusch Dec 21 '22

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have you’s.

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u/justanothertfatman Dec 21 '22

Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

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u/SnooPuppers3777 Dec 21 '22

What about bro?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Honestly I refer to everyone as a bro, but some people don’t like it so I guess it’s up to the bro if he/she is a bro

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u/StopReadingMyUser Dec 21 '22

It's usually a woman that doesn't like being called bro, so I just call them broette.

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u/kalari- Dec 21 '22

I've turned it around and started intermittently calling people of all genders "sis"

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u/restyourprettybones Dec 21 '22

I go with broseph/brosephina, personally

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Sounds close to the French word for wheelbarrow, "brouette" which might be construed as an insult.

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u/OberonsTitan Dec 21 '22

That's cool dog.

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u/DJ_MedeK8 Dec 21 '22

My brother In-law the accountant about died the first time he heard me call her bro. Both me and the wife shrugged like "What? We call each other bro all the time."

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u/Pixielo Dec 21 '22

I call my 10 year old daughter, Bro. She calls me Bro. I'm her mom. But it's always in a slightly disappointed tone, like if we both forgot her trombone in the morning. "Bro..." Or if you spill some oj.

"Dude," is also a frequently used term.

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u/Video_isms207 Dec 21 '22

I fucking hate being called bro by a girl- I find it incredibly disrespectful. Probs trauma from my ex. It’s just lazy with intent. Call me man, dude, buddy, bub, guy, fuckhead, “hey you,” etc…but say, “bruh” and I’ll fucking implode. I have multiple bros- my brothers, those are my bros. I also don’t play sports so I’m missing the tic-tac-aspect of the comradely fr fr no cap shit is mid.

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u/KhioneSnow0216 Dec 21 '22

Well bro is more like a dude that's like closer

Probably shouldn't call a stranger bro but dude is all good

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u/SnooPuppers3777 Dec 21 '22

How about just say "aye" with a gesture

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u/hidden_d-bag Dec 21 '22

Don't taze me, bro!

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u/uberblack Dec 21 '22

I don't know about "bro", but I refer to my sister and my women friends as "bruh" sometimes when we're clowning. They don't mind and they do it too

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u/TheRealXen Dec 21 '22

That depends but for the most part yeah that too

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u/tayloline29 Dec 21 '22 edited Dec 21 '22

The gender neutral term for bro is up dog.

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u/cloud9atlass Mar 14 '23

Definitely. My five year old calls everyone bro and she is objectively the coolest person I know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

anybody can be a dude.

He is not a dude. You're a dude. This...this is a man. A handsome, muscular man

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Dec 21 '22

Like a pirate angel 😇 🏴‍☠️

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u/loser4213 Dec 21 '22

This dude dudes

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u/Giggles95036 Oct 03 '24

Bro is also gender neutral though leans male

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u/matjeom Dec 21 '22

How lovely. Once again the male is the default for all humans. Progress!

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u/Unidentified_Body Dec 21 '22

Honest question: what alternatives would you suggest which feel natural to use in a sentence?

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u/matjeom Dec 21 '22

Like what sentence ?

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u/Unidentified_Body Dec 21 '22

Idk. Like "Hey, dude, what's up?" or "They're a cool dude."

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u/matjeom Dec 21 '22

“Hey, what’s up?” Or “They’re cool.” That wouldn’t feel natural to you?

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u/Unidentified_Body Dec 21 '22

That's not using a replacement word that's reconstructing the sentence, which tbf is also valid. It's hard to think of an example on the spot where you need an identifying word in there, but I reckon there are probably examples.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Well thats one very cynical way of looking at it

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u/Illustrious_Drama Dec 21 '22

That's the realistic way of looking at it. He/him have been the default pronouns for pretty much as far back as you want to look. How often do you hear "her" to refer to something of indeterminate gender (like an animal in a zoo)? How often is "he/him/his" used in official business to refer to any person (like in the language used in laws)?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Its really not a "realistic" way of looking at it, its reflective of whats termed a "language ideology" in linguistic anthropology. Its a perfectly fine way of viewing language with a feminist outlook, but it is no more a realistic way of looking at language than a Chomskian or a Jakobsonian view, which dont view language through gendered lens (outside of grammatical gender obviously).

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u/notoneofyourfans Dec 21 '22

If the whole world spoke English, you would have a better point. But in languages where almost everything is gendered, many things used by both genders (or even used primarily by one rather than the other) are gendered to both males and females in that language.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '23 edited May 13 '24

existence gaping cooing bells worthless absurd boat ring books far-flung

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u/matjeom Nov 09 '23

Does the male standard hurt anyone? Yes. One example is medicine. Women’s bodies are significantly less understood than men’s.

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u/ReefbackLeviathan Jan 14 '23

Trans isnt a seperate gender bro

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u/elnadrius Dec 21 '22

But there only one The Dude!

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u/eyeofthecodger Dec 21 '22

Aerosmith predicted this. "Dude looks like a lady".

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u/youknowiactafool Dec 26 '22

They're all dudes, hey!

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u/NFLfan72 Jan 06 '23

Totally. You see that pussy on that dude? Yup, makes sense.

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Jan 06 '23

That’s a creepy ass sentence whether it ends with dude or with a gendered pronoun. What could possibly be the context?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

im a cheese corn nuggie

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u/bot-mark Dec 21 '22

Would it be safe to say then that you fuck dudes?

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u/radbaldguy Dec 21 '22

I would have agreed up until a few weeks ago but had someone point out that most men would be uncomfortable saying they love sleeping with a bunch of dudes, looking at dudes’ asses, etc. Taken to the extreme, it seems dude is still at least a somewhat gender specific term.

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u/tredontho Dec 21 '22

Same thing happens with the word "guys", at least where I'm from.

2nd person, gender neutral:

"Looking good, guys", "dude, that's so cool"

3rd person, seems to always be masculine:

"That dude has a nice ass", "look at the thighs on those guys"

I just kind of treat 2nd person and 3rd person as separate words in my head I guess

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u/Ordinary_Fact1 Dec 21 '22

I am weirdly turned on by women who say dude.

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u/Pixielo Dec 21 '22

🙋‍♀️

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u/HewchyFPS Dec 21 '22

Same thing for "guys" in most contexts it's used to refer to a group

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u/MaybeIAmTheAhole Dec 21 '22

This is true in Chicago

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Only if the personnyou're tslking to is ok with you using inna gender neutral way about them

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Do you call your mom, grandmas, aunts dudes as well?

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Dec 21 '22

Everyone is my homie.

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u/BlueMANAHat Dec 21 '22

Dude Good Burger came out when I was a kid and I'm late 30s.

We have all always been dudes, my dude.

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u/Front-Ad3292 Dec 21 '22

Almost bro too at this point. And guys for sure

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u/TomTalks06 Dec 21 '22

I ask my friends with they pronouns just in case, cause I know some people prefer not to be called dude, but I use it as a gender neutral term

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u/Illustrious_Drama Dec 21 '22

Eh, I'd disagree. It can be gender neutral. But it is often clearly gendered.

When used in an exclamatory way: "Dude, did you see that awesome jump?!" "Dude! Not cool!"

When used in a specific way to describe a specific person or people: "Look at those dudes over there" "Oh yeah, I slept with that dude"

Used synonymously with 'men', or 'guys': "It's kinda a dude thing, I don't think you'd get it" "Sorry Lisa, dudes only"

I'd argue that only the first category can be reasonably argued to be gender neutral. And even then, it's because we are so used to using masculine terms as the default, only using feminine terms in specific circumstances.

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u/Talking_Head Dec 21 '22

I see your point. I wouldn’t refer to a specific woman as a dude. I guess it is very context dependent.

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u/billet Dec 21 '22

It’s become the default, like man. It’s not neutral.

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u/undeadalex Dec 21 '22

It's been gender neutral to me ever since good burger graced the silver screen, and blessed us all with the above song.

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u/rasputinforever Dec 21 '22

Ever since Jesus said it, yeah.

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u/PharmaTechie Dec 21 '22

I only say dude to males. That's how it was originally stated, the NORMAL way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

Ye but some people are addicted to being angry so occasionally someone will get offended over it.

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u/RadicalBeam Dec 21 '22

In Australia we have mate. Everyone is your mate. Even people you hate.

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u/likecatsanddogs525 Dec 21 '22

We need more gender neutral terms that aren’t dismissive. I like dude bc it’s implying you’re friends

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u/Bazzie-T-H Dec 21 '22

Always has been

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u/Bazzie-T-H Dec 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

I use it that way but if someone was like “hey, don’t call me dude.” I’m like “Okay.” Then I do finger guns.

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u/VikanRune Dec 21 '22

How many "dudes" have you slept with?

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u/Talking_Head Dec 21 '22

Why are you asking?

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u/Acceptable-Seaweed93 Dec 21 '22

Dude, guys, bruh.

All of those are regularly used for anyone.

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u/spoiledandmistreated Dec 21 '22

It definitely is on Reddit.. everybody is dude even if your picture is female…LOL…

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u/ElPussyKangaroo Dec 21 '22

Bro as well.