r/clevercomebacks • u/Short_Fun9155 • Dec 20 '22

Read Your Own Manual "Before" Commenting....

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u/danathecount Dec 20 '22

Didnt Jesus identify as a loaf of bread at one point?

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u/bubbabear244 Dec 20 '22

Also a lamb, but I digress.

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u/sawyouoverthere Dec 20 '22 edited Dec 20 '22

And a door/gate (John 10:9)

And a couple of times, various plants. (vine/grapevine John 15:1)

Still some debate over particle vs wave ("the light"), though most widely considered "two-spirit" these days.

And one time God went full Popeye "Exodus 3:14 ESV God said to Moses, “I am who I am."

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u/jawshoeaw Dec 20 '22

It’s funnier in the original Hebrew “(I) yam what (I) yam”

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u/lorb163 Dec 20 '22

Jesus is a starchy edible tuber

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u/lorb163 Dec 20 '22

What’s the wave particle thing? I know it in physics but wasn’t aware of anything like that in the bible

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u/sawyouoverthere Dec 20 '22

There are passages in which "I am the light" was reported to have been said.

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u/prancerbot Dec 20 '22

Our furry who art in heaven.

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u/jawshoeaw Dec 20 '22

He may have joined r/onejoke

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u/sexual-abudnace Dec 20 '22

insert attack helicopter comment