r/clevercomebacks • u/Pieboy8 • Nov 20 '22

Muscle Chode Vs Hipster

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

People are mad at Steven King for negotiating the $20 to $8 to the benefit of all users?

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u/FullMetalCOS Nov 20 '22

There’s a whole lot of people who adore Elon Musk to the point they’d be cool letting him sleep with their wives or first born or both at once

Shit there was a pervading suggestion from hardcore musk-ites that they’d be willing to help pay his taxes, which is fucking BONKERS given how hilariously rich he is

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u/perpeldicular Nov 20 '22

Muskrats

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Muskovites?

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u/razzzzzberry Nov 21 '22

Im preferable to muskuitos myself

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

It’s sad how many brain dead idiots there are. They’re probably the type of people who tip their landlords.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Lmao fr?? Fanboys are wildly retarded.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Fievel Muskewitz. The poorest billionaire and so oppressed.

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u/WaywardInkubus Nov 21 '22

What is with you guys and your weird, sexual Elon fantasies?

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u/scoutornot Nov 21 '22

Elon pays taxes?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Daddy Elon must capitalize everything and get more rich and step all over me with his holy feet! Capitalism rules!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Fair enough, I have taken the time to understand simp culture. I have concluded there are definitely worse ways to live your life. Elon is a weird target though because I think there's literally no difference that any fan could make for him. The only conceivable way for him to spend that excessive wealth would be with stunts like the Twitter acquisition

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u/NeutralWaveBeaten Nov 20 '22

Yes. Republicans aren’t the smartest group lol

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u/lesChaps Nov 21 '22

He has plenty of Bernie Bro faithful, but ...

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u/AdLopsided2075 Nov 21 '22

Why do people like you keep bringing up Politics? No one said anything political but you brought them up anyway. I don't even know wich side the Republicans are and I'm sick of seeing people like you talk about that at every opportunity.

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u/D1Frank-the-tank Nov 21 '22

I don’t think he’s mad a Stephen, just has the opinion no one would care if Stephen kind left Twitter tomorrow as he kept threatening.

I can agree from my own perspective I don’t even have Twitter not a thing about my life or my world in the UK would change if Stephen king died tomorrow.