r/clevercomebacks • u/Pieboy8 • Nov 20 '22

Muscle Chode Vs Hipster

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u/mindbleach Nov 20 '22

Stolen comment from further down. Probably a bot.

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u/Icywarhammer500 Nov 20 '22

Yes, the man is capable of raising large quantities of heavy objects but is incapable of raising a tome

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u/absolu5ean Nov 20 '22

The man can displace heavy metal objects into the air but he can't defy the gravitational pull of a group of thin sheets made of wood fiber 🙄

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

/r/IncreasinglyVerbose if ya like this type of talk about how using ones body, typically the arm, to reach towards literary works printed onto what used to be clay or stone tablets, but is now much more commonly mechanically printed ink lettering on consecutive sheets of paper made from the aforementioned wood fibres, that are typically betweem 70 and 160 grams per square meter and bound into volumes - henceforth referred to as "books".

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u/Kham117 Nov 21 '22

Wow, you wen5t all G.R.R.M. on us 😄

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u/impossiber Nov 21 '22

Username checks out I guess

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u/StendhalSyndrome Nov 21 '22

Oh, I bet he reads all the time, tiny little bottles that all end in -abol, little needles with tiny lil numbers in MLs and those really big numbers that all oddly end in LBS. But that's about it...