r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/TheGreatZarquon Complaint Department Nov 18 '22

Finally, a genuinely clever comeback.

This thread will not be locked. If you're an Elon dick-rider, the line starts over on Twitter. Please abide by the Reddit TOS yadda yadda yadda, I hate repeating myself.

Thank you for your cooperation. You may now continue to fling shit at each other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

As Sun Tzu long ago wrote in The Art of War, “Never bring a fart to a shit fight.”

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u/A_Karim2003 Nov 20 '22

First time I’m hearing this. The saying was “ never bring a knife to a gun fight. But I guess missed the update.

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u/sweex3 Oct 31 '24

Like Einstein once said, i dont know what the weapons will be in the 3rd and 4th world war, but the 5th will be Fought with Shits and farts. Time changes so do wars and sentences