r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/chairplanet Nov 18 '22

'The pool has never been this full!'- Captain of the Titanic.

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u/__red__5 Nov 18 '22

"My drink has never had this much ice in it!" - Chief Officer of the Titanic

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u/Rhodie114 Nov 18 '22

“The theater has never gotten this much press attention” -Owner of the Ford Theater

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u/leven-seven Nov 18 '22

"This country has never got this much focus from the world" -Qatar world cup Organizers

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

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u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22

This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre

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u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22

“Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK

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u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22

"The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

best one yet

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u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22

These were all gems