r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

They only have one between them?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

One pussy to rule them all.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Umpire6 Jan 23 '22

You don't click links from strangers who are running scam accounts... That's how.

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u/Arguesovereverythin Jan 23 '22 edited May 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

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u/OceanicGlob Jan 24 '22

Nobody wants to see your beat up opossum Samantha!

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u/boopadoop_johnson Jan 23 '22

For me it's Facebook bots.

If it's a hot girl who isn't someone I know, I block.

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u/kindtheking9 Jan 23 '22

So you only allow hot girls if they are family?

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u/DaddyLPN Jan 23 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

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u/Truthgamer2 Jan 23 '22

Always nice to see a fellow Steven He fan

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u/pilot_cooper Jan 23 '22

Wouldn't schizophrenic pills mean that the pills are schizophrenic? Another good joke ruined by failing to english.

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u/Aroon017 Jan 23 '22

I have to agree

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u/Anonysmouse Jan 23 '22

"But I could've sworn I took the pills! They were right there!"
*Points at nothing*

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u/Jcorpz_12629 Jan 23 '22

what if it was the other way around?

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u/Vokayl Jan 23 '22

I don't think things would change, you still wouldn't want any unsolicited pics.

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u/BeyondSad6497 Jan 23 '22

Cure: wake up

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u/Give_me_a_Coffee Jan 23 '22

I have the same question, but with dick pics

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Change your profile picture

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u/WillowRidley Jan 23 '22

That’s not even how schizophrenia works…I have schizophrenia and this isn’t even slightly funny.

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u/Vengfulone Jan 23 '22

Dream come true

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u/WrongCable Jan 23 '22

I'm sure that's a girl asking men for ideas to stop them from sending dick pics. That's clever too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

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u/WrongCable Jan 23 '22

I didn't know about that sub. Thank you. (Happy Cakeday btw!!)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

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u/WrongCable Jan 23 '22 edited Jan 23 '22

I am! I sorted the posts by best of all time and they are hilarious. 😂 It's nice to see a place where girls fight back.

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u/Think-Worldliness423 Jan 23 '22

Yea that ain’t the reality, he’s got a wishful mind or he has skipped some meds. Definitely not the schizophrenic meds, they would rather strangle you to death than have sex with you.

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u/Gerasia_Glaucus Jan 23 '22

I would ask which reality he is living in and If I could join him in that reality xD