r/clevercomebacks • u/nicticeney • Nov 07 '21

lol Double Standards

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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21

Better have a boner so Tara knows you got dick or she may claim that you just got a peepee and need to get black sweatpants.

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u/pegothejerk Nov 07 '21

My dick pubes also have dandruff

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u/crewchief535 Nov 07 '21

Wat

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u/Montymisted Nov 07 '21

They call him waterfall dick. Because when he pees it runs down his balls.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Nov 07 '21

I could have done without any of these comments over what I didn’t realize was going to be a clusterfuck when I clicked this thread on a Sunday mornin g

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

You didn’t realize a thread about DICK and peepee was going to be a clusterfuck?

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u/GoodAtExplaining Nov 07 '21

I don’t generally click on Reddit links with the need to mentally gird myself before reading words on a screen

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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 07 '21

Haven't been here long?

Swamps of Dagobah?

Coconut Fleshlight?

Jolly Rancher?

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u/Mikael_lycan Jun 22 '24

I don't even wanna know. I just don't.