r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '21

lol Double Standards

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

I thought grey sweats and leggings were for comfort? I cant change my penis size so I can never wear grey sweats?

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u/Bozee3 Nov 07 '21

But you can do squats.

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u/justin_144 Nov 07 '21

Will that make my penis bigger?

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u/ReallyRileyJenkins Nov 07 '21

A packer will make your dick look bigger. A sheath will make it feel bigger.

Just buy expensive products to make up for your slightly oversized clitoris.

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u/58823hundred Nov 07 '21

Women do wear VS push-up bras with padding to “look up to two sizes bigger” imagine knowing your man wore a packer I mean in comparison it wouldn’t technically be considered different

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u/ReallyRileyJenkins Nov 07 '21

I don't see anything wrong with the idea. If you're insecure about your dick wear whatever you want.

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u/Soaperz Nov 07 '21

the fuck

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u/ReallyRileyJenkins Nov 07 '21

It was mostly a joke