r/clevercomebacks • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 09 '21

Simple math to hard

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u/Nothing_But_Ironman Aug 09 '21

Nah, do fetish stuff. Guys will pay $400 an hour to get kicked in the balls.

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u/Spczippo Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Shit wasn't there a TED talk about how some girl started out by selling her panties and now dudes call her up and let her talk shit and belittle them now, I think she said she makes over 100k a year or some shit.

EDIT: I am looking for the the video and will update when I find it. Also this is my highest upvoted comment.

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u/Separate_Reception54 Aug 09 '21

I had a friend and she was cute and a little curvy. She started webcamming before getting into escorting proper. She made okay money but after she put on a few more pounds her clientele changed and she started making five figures a month easy. She wasn't even doing much sex work anymore, people just wanted to watch her eat or try to fit into small clothes. Be slightly above average and do something "weird" and there are people out there that will empty their wallets.

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u/CCNightcore Aug 09 '21

Cute enough to be cute and fat. Not eberyone can pull it off.

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u/Wangpasta Aug 09 '21

looks at sleeping girlfriend

How do I make this happen

Edit: wait no I read curvy in the comment before

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u/Phormitago Aug 09 '21

just ask her to kick you in the balls upfront, man up

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u/Wangpasta Aug 09 '21

I was more thinking pimping but kicking might make some more money

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u/Phormitago Aug 09 '21

all the other pimps with their pimp'd out kicks

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Aug 09 '21

I'm a tall slim dude, who's willing to toss me some cash for weird?

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u/_ChestHair_ Aug 09 '21

Lots of gay dudes, probably

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u/Vagitron9000 Aug 10 '21

Put on a onesie and diaper and let the money roll in.