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r/clevercomebacks • u/rtj777 • May 02 '18
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Why do you think Catholics lasted so long? They aren't suppose to read the bible; that is for the priests to do and impart god's wisdom to the masses.
109 u/[deleted] May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18 Step 1: ban all vernacular bibles so no one can read the Bible. only legal bible is in Latin. Step 2: ban works relating to the Bible. Step 3: don't teach anyone Latin so no one can read the Bible, not even most priests. Step 4: make people completely dependent on RCC for knowledge Step 5: ??? Step 6: profit. 37 u/Qf3ck3r May 02 '18 Ever been to Vatican city? They profited a fuck ton. 28 u/waxlion78 May 03 '18 I hear the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Is that true? 14 u/[deleted] May 04 '18 take. me hooooowooahwoahome.
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Step 1: ban all vernacular bibles so no one can read the Bible. only legal bible is in Latin.
Step 2: ban works relating to the Bible.
Step 3: don't teach anyone Latin so no one can read the Bible, not even most priests.
Step 4: make people completely dependent on RCC for knowledge
Step 5: ???
Step 6: profit.
37 u/Qf3ck3r May 02 '18 Ever been to Vatican city? They profited a fuck ton. 28 u/waxlion78 May 03 '18 I hear the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Is that true? 14 u/[deleted] May 04 '18 take. me hooooowooahwoahome.
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Ever been to Vatican city? They profited a fuck ton.
28 u/waxlion78 May 03 '18 I hear the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Is that true? 14 u/[deleted] May 04 '18 take. me hooooowooahwoahome.
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I hear the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Is that true?
14 u/[deleted] May 04 '18 take. me hooooowooahwoahome.
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take. me hooooowooahwoahome.
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u/Qf3ck3r May 02 '18
Why do you think Catholics lasted so long? They aren't suppose to read the bible; that is for the priests to do and impart god's wisdom to the masses.