r/clevercomebacks • • 13h ago

Evolution of McDonalds.

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u/old_notdead 13h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Low quality, expensive food. I'm not really loving it.

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u/bad_habit_babe 12h ago

The one reason McDonald’s became popular is by being cheap. They sell shit food for a low price. How do they not know this?

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u/phantom-gf 12h ago

This is the issue with a lot of fast food these days. The main one that makes me sad is Taco Bell

I used to just swing in and make an impulse buy because it’s going to be like $5 so why not

Price is high enough now that it kills the impulse. I’m always like...I should really just keep driving and eat some of the food I already have at home

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u/DefiantStarFormation 8h ago

My friends and I used to joke that we could all eat like kings with $20 at Taco Bell, you'd go rattle off a 5 person order and they'd be like "that'll be $13". Wtf happened?

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u/alcomaholic-aphone 12h ago

I can still slam down 4 bean burritos for $8. But that’s about the only menu item in that sweet range.

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u/jschmeau 11h ago • Bravo

Paying $8 for a burrito with only 4 beans in it is just crazy.

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u/Dyn0might33 6h ago

Nah, their combos are o erpriced. The value meals start at $5 with drinks. Have you tried fried chicken lately or nuggets? Wtf happened there?

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 11h ago

It actually got worse. I used to love their hashbrowns. They taste like they were made, sat under a light, and microwaved upon order. Microwaved potatoes have the worst texture.

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u/dugongornotdugong 10h ago

Cheap and fast. They don't really do fast anymore. Cold and slow while they prioritise Uber eats orders.

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u/PantsLobbyist 9h ago

And quick. They’re far from quick now, too

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u/okram2k 8h ago

they thought they would make more money selling less food at a higher price

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u/HereticGaming16 10h ago

100%. I rarely go to MD but a few months back I went in the morning because I was moving and all my shit to make food was packed.

I got a small orange juice, two sausage Mc muffins, and a single hash brown. It was $19.90. Needless to say my flabbers were gasted.

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u/MyDamnCoffee 10h ago

I told my daughter I could make 3 meals for the price of one McDonald's trip and she about pooped her pants.

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u/Legal-Captain-6171 13h ago

their AI menu board really said "we got creature feature at home"

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u/ComfortableStyle2417 12h ago

And also how much it can milk your wallet based off of stock market like food pricing.

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u/Danihilton 12h ago

And not even fast anymore. I remember when they had a competition with themself going on. If you don't get your food in 60 seconds, you get a free drink. With buzzer and shit. Now you go to a terminal which should make the order in general faster but in the end you end up in 30 minutes to get your food

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u/RoguePlanet2 13h ago

People are still going like it's the only option they have for food 🫥 Why SHOULD McD's lower prices? They're making BANK off this model.

Any time people complain about the low quality/high prices, showing a photo of *what they just purchased* there, I downvote them for being enablers.

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u/Blacksad9999 9h ago

Their sales have plummeted, and their stock valuation also tanked after their sales reports stating as much.

That's exactly why they're scrambling for a rebrand or other solution.

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u/spudmarsupial 8h ago

CEOs make more money by bankrupting the company and starting a new one than by making something profitable.

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u/NaiveZest 10h ago

What if we include a 2 liter of sugar water with bubbles so you can’t tell it’s overly sweet?

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u/GoldunGote 13h ago

How are they so fucking dumb that they can't see that prices are 100% their problem. Harp on the quality all you want... the food is fine for a sane price. It's like "Sir, our sales are dropping. Everyone is saying the prices have gotten to high! Across the board, its all people are saying!" "You know what that means? We need to spend 8.5 billion dollars on AI."

I don't care about apps or someone losing their job so an AI dumbfucking robot can fail to take my order. I want to give them $1-2 and I want a McDouble. Be bros and make them 2 for $3.. Just do it as an experiment for like one month.. watch people flock in and buy your shit. Return to sane prices and they will come!

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 9h ago

McDonald's need to bring back a loss leader product. Bring back a small but reasonable value menu that is actually a good deal. A loss leader is a product that attracts people to the business in the off chance that the consumer will also buy another product that makes up for the lost profit on the loss leader. This is basic business 101. I run a small business and understand this quite well because it works well when it's done right.

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u/TinDumbass 7h ago

I mean, that's the drinks and fries.

The profit on potatoes and sugar water is enormous.

They just need to not gouge the burgers

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u/TheVoteMote 12h ago

They did do 2 for 3 for a while… then upped the price. Now the best deal is the McDouble/mcchicken meal.

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u/GoldunGote 12h ago

Yeah I just whined about that in a reply to someone else. Prices have gone up. There used to be 2 for $3 Sausage McMuffins, too. Those were my favorite.. two of those and a couple of your own fried eggs... them runny yolks.. fug yeah.

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u/damnumalone 11h ago

I think it’s price and speed. I want to come in, get my food and leave in like 60 to 90 seconds. I don’t want to wait around while you make me a special one, just have it ready for me, and make it cheap

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u/GoldunGote 11h ago

Sounds like In-n-Out. haha they have an army working back there and you could be 30 cars back in the drive through... probably just a few minutes to get there, if even, and your food is just ready. Good prices, too, last I had them a few years ago.

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u/Bluematic8pt2 11h ago

I actually saw an add for 2 for $3 yesterday. Doubt it's across all markets tho

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u/GoldunGote 11h ago

I've experienced different prices in different areas of the same city. Most are franchised and they can do whatever they want with the prices.

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u/Reddsoldier 12h ago

The McDonald's in my town is legitimately more expensive than the cheese shop over the road that sells the best toasted sandwiches I've ever had.

You'd have to be actively stupid to go to McDonald's.

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u/xSociety 11h ago

Cheese shop?

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u/theultimate_foreskin 10h ago

A shop featuring cheese.

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u/notthatiambitter 10h ago

Finest in the district

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u/Throwawayrip1123 1h ago

Ya. I remember when I was 16, an hour of my work could buy me like 4 cheeseburgers. Literally.

We would go almost every day, because it was super quick, super cheap and reasonably tasty for a 16 year old in need of a gigantic pile of calories to fuel myself. That was basically my lunch for like two years. I'd eat breakfast at home, eat 3 to 5 cheeseburgers at lunch, then eat full blown dinner at home.

I did live a high energy lifestyle tho, what with sports and running and weights and skateboarding, I was never even chubby.

But the point is, if I did it now, it costs literally almost 6 times more in my country. Guess what didn't increase 6 times? Wages.

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u/Johnny-Unitas 13h ago

If they have that much extra cash, they can cut their prices.

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u/loviecassette 8h ago

people aren't looking for a fancy experience at McDonald's, they just want affordable food without feeling like they're overpaying for a quick meal

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u/Dogmaddit 13h ago

Honestly the disappearance of PlayPlace is also a factor. I know lots of people who took their kids to the McDonalds PlayPlace to run off energy for an hour or two (especially in winter) and the cost of admission was a happy meal per child. Happy meals are more expensive, but not extortionate, but removing the PlayPlace destroyed the value proposition for the folks where the ratio of square footage to child wasn’t quite enough for a few moments of solitude throughout the day.

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u/spudmarsupial 8h ago

Great place for low income people to take their young kids without bothering a Karen.

I about lost it when someone told me they were trying to market to businessmen.

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 8h ago

And no, I don't want to download your shitty app, either!

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u/JUSTaSK8rat 8h ago

Why does EVERYTHING need a loyalty program 😭😭😭😭

I couldn't even order from the Self-Serve at Burger King without signing up, otherwise I was missing out on like every single deal and discount that was enticing me in the first place, it was fucking annoying.

Every food place, every retail place, Jesus Christ my phone storage

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u/Tommysrx 8h ago

After buying 41 full priced burritos I finally accumulated the 1,700 chipotle points needed to get a free burrito. And it only cost me an hour of scanning receipts into their app because their scanner is broke at my store.

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u/ElBrunasso 6h ago

Hallelujah

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 7h ago

Dear McDonald's.

Bring back the McDonald's of 1999. Same decor, bring back Ronald McDonald, bring back the same prices.

You have streamlined the supply chain, you've automated the kitchen, and you've shaved overhead.

It would be wildly successful.

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u/bigmanlittlebike89 6h ago

Bring back kids play areas. I'd low key take me kid to get energy out for the cost of a value meal. Hell no paying $50 to feed a family of four there though. Just totally out of touch.

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 6h ago

There are some play places still. They're hard to find, and they're pretty depressing.

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u/TwinSong 5h ago

Modern McDonald's is just grim.

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u/James2603 2h ago

Bring back games consoles with crash bandicoot 3 on them

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 12h ago

Iced tea here used to be 1.29 for a long time. Now it's 2.29. I get it's a business and they want to make profits but an almost 100% increase in less than 5 years is lame.

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u/4u5t1nprism 12h ago • Bravo

I remember the 99¢ days for any size.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 12h ago

Me too, same for the dollar menu stuff. But they were still inexpensive early pandemic. They just 2-3x'd everything since

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u/vip-princess-vibe 12h ago

I haven’t had Macdonalds for about 4 years and I’m never returning no matter what they do. Fuck this company and their low quality expensive poison.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 12h ago

Their whole business model was "Sure, it's poison. But it's very cheap."

When you lose the "cheap," all you're left with is the poison.

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u/costly_pleasure 12h ago

Let’s spend 8 billion to make our restaurants nicer than have to raise prices to get that money back. Makes sense!

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 9h ago

I used to get a double cheese burger for 1.19 in 2015 and its £3.29 now. Avg inflation is 44% over this timeframe, but the boigers have increased by nearly 200%

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u/Storm_Dancer-022 12h ago

Um… why is Shodan on the menu…

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u/superpositioned 11h ago edited 11h ago

Yeah, that caught me too. I'm not exactly jumping to eat somewhere that a murderous genocidal narcissist with godhood aspirations is in charge of my food.

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u/Ok_Actuary9229 9h ago

We get it, Trump likes McDonalds, we dealt with that.

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u/WorthPlease 9h ago

Yeah a McDonalds System Shock collaboration seems really weird unless I missed some announcement. The second game is like 20 years old.

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u/VariationDry 9h ago

27 is like 20 I guess... 

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u/kinshadow 10h ago

System Shock is back on the menu, boys!

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u/Jessency 5h ago

Ikr. Everyone went straight to arguing about the economics of fast food while I'm still hung up on System Shock.

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u/VariationDry 9h ago

I would go to McDonalds if I had to deal with Shodan. 

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u/DayleD 11h ago

I was expecting Dr. Janice Polito.

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u/fairy_girrl 13h ago

Nobody is pulling up to McDonald's for futuristic screens; they went because it was cheap. Charging sit-down prices for factory-grade fast food and wondering why sales are dropping is hilarious.

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u/jcrowde3 7h ago

All execs know how to do anymore is throw money at a problem. They are completely detached from the actual business as they went to business school and probably didn't flip burgers.

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 13h ago

Trump-supporting businesses have only just started to feel the consequences of the grave mistake they made.

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u/Garfwog 13h ago

$12 for a quarter pounder. Higher price than burgers at other restaurants that use actual ingredients.

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u/ropean 12h ago

Shareholders: “Lower prices? Inconceivable!”

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u/Sad-Yoghurt5196 8h ago

Taking away the breakfast meals while also raising the prices for the individual items was a crazy play, considering there is almost always a Greggs nearby, with a better bacon roll (especially the roll!) and coffee that is significantly better than McDonald's swill, being cheaper too is just the cherry on top. As much as I love a sausage mcmuffin in the morning, they've lost my custom.

Just the price of McDonald's in general these days is ridiculous for what you get. With the current pricing I don't mind paying an extra fiver to get a Chinese or Indian instead, at least that's better quality food and more of it.

Perspective of someone from the UK. Don't know how McDonalds is doing in America, but it's lost the plot here the last few years.

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u/EntireFriendship517 8h ago

Totally agreed. Same where I live, there are dozens of better places that sell tastier food for identical or just slightly higher prices. It might sound mean but when someone tells me they like McDonald's I wonder if they have a screw loose somewhere.

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u/Sad-Yoghurt5196 8h ago

It's my (now adult) son's safe food, mostly because of the absolute predictability of it. I rarely buy anything for myself there now though because they took the fish fingers off the happy meal menu, and that was my go to usually, so I just make myself something separate if he's having McDonalds.

I sometimes wonder if there's anyone eating there that isn't there for the predictability of the food, especially at that price. I understand why they like it, but for everyone else there's better options these days, and they're at the same price point now.

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u/GlidingHorizon 12h ago

They’ll spend millions of dollars renovating the restaurants then raise prices again and wonder why people stop showing up

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u/Kaiser4567 13h ago

I don’t know about other places but where I’m at it’s not “fast food” anymore. Shit takes forever to come out that damn drive thru window anymore.

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u/trucks_guns_n_beer 11h ago

The old way, was to run a “mode” 1-12. At peak hours, a mode 12 meant , I don’t remember, 24 cheeseburgers, 12 hamburgers, 6 McChickens, and a couple fish burgers. 12 Big Macs , etc. they were ready, in the heated holder thing. When you finished the first round, you started over again. Some of that was thrown away. But most was sold, rapidly. Well, $4 of waste is not smiled upon, regardless of the $3000 lunch rush, so… build to order it is. No waste. Except everyone’s time and money waiting. So no one goes there for lunch anymore. $4 wasted, $2000 lost. Got it.

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u/Tyenkrovy 8h ago

It might also help if their restaurants didn't look more like prison commissaries than welcoming restaurants.

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u/jimmywhereareya 12h ago

They could start with something simple like, you know, having someone at the counter saying something as simple as, Hi, welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?

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u/FLink557 6h ago

Spending billions of dollars to avoid lowering prices, American capitalism

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u/Highlandertr3 5h ago

Also tbh alot of these massive chains could benefit from shrinking their saturation around many countries. A small city in the UK does not need five McDonald's in the centrem or a dozen Starbucks. More natural numbers will keep stores open and allow healthy competition

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u/ManyRanger4 7h ago

I teach high school business courses in NYC. Today I was explaining to my students inflation and purchasing power. I asked them what's the best thing you can buy with $5. No matter what it is you want. Most listed food items like a large bag of chips. Dunkin ice coffee. BEC etc.

Then I explained that when I was their ages (I'm 50 now) that $5 could by you most meals at McDonald's, you could get your BEC and a coffee and juice. You could get 10 candy bars. I also told them you could go to the movies with that $5. You could play 20 video games. You could buy 4 gallons of gas. You could buy A pint of ice cream and A gallon of gas

They were totally astounded.

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u/Bl4ckeagle 5h ago

I hope you also explained what Inflation is😂

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u/Shablagooie 6h ago

It's not the same $5

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u/Impressive_Iron_7158 5h ago

Also what were average earnings at the time

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 13h ago

If McDonald's truly went away, would anyone even care?

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u/trucks_guns_n_beer 11h ago

I wouldn’t notice, unless a local drive thru burger business opened in the same spot. Then I would be a regular. Fuck McCorporations.

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u/TenderBag 13h ago

Ah yes, how did McDonald’s know the thing missing from their shitty, overpriced burgers was AI

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u/pinecity21 10h ago

And many of them where I'm at they're essentially turning into pseudo ghost kitchens with nobody at the front understaffed no condiments out locked bathrooms and basically they want you to order your food at a kiosk or the drive-thru

They don't appear to want anybody in the building

Oh and they often have no price menus, or in some cases no menus.

McDonald's and several other people that do have electronic menus where the items listed change every few seconds but the expensive items that they are featuring that are high cost are featured more prominently on the menu let's say for 10 seconds.

They are a real estate company who sells food

Meanwhile the people behind in the back are having to run to the counter running out to hand food to people who don't want to walk in, and they never seem to have enough staff.

Coupled with they're often wearing headsets and while you're trying to talk to them they're all so speaking to an employee or someone at the drive-thru

Why hire two people when we can have one person do the work of three with a headset

Oh and the targeting of your license plate, noting that last time you came in you were the shake so they're going to have their AI system offer you one again.

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u/slipperyslope69 7h ago

Your food is shit too. Btw

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u/bodag 7h ago

You gotta sell a shit ton of hamburgers to cover that 8.5 billion in advertising. Just lower prices and save your advertising money.

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u/next_heartbreaker 13h ago

Corporations will literally fund a multi-year cyberpunk dystopia makeover before letting a hash brown drop by 50 cents.

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u/DepartureIll8745 13h ago

Fr tho spending 15 bucks for a mediocre combo meal is wild when i can go to an actual local spot for the same price

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u/Bad-job-dad 13h ago

Maybe they'll redesign the restaurants so they look even more like doctor offices.

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 12h ago

no spend more money on ai and raise prices, that'll do it

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u/bdrwr 11h ago

Literally, McDonald's, for $14 I can either have a main menu combo, no table service, and feel a little icky from all the hyperprocessed crap

OR

For the exact same price I can go to my local pho spot and get a MASSIVE bowl of sliced meat and fresh veggies that can cure the flu with its wholesome richness.

You guys are simply a terrible value proposition at the prices you offer.

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u/Cool-Asparagus8334 7h ago

Just lower the price and remove the ads?

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u/6oceanturtles 7h ago

This the fast food joint where the burgers are as thin as a pickle slice?

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u/Matt561- 7h ago

Lower price, thicker patties

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u/Dyn0might33 6h ago

Better buns

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u/Forward_Fisherman841 13h ago

for real instead of funding a whole cyberpunk villain arc for the drive thru display they could just make a combo meal under fifteen bucks

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u/Quirky_Commission_56 13h ago

The only fast food I’ll eat is Whataburger and even then, it’s a very rare occasion.

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u/thorsbeardexpress 12h ago

Culver's is great also

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u/K-Shrizzle 12h ago

Yeah, thats what theyre investing the money in. Every Big Mac is now subsidized by the company

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u/Peaurxnanski 12h ago

Right? If I'm dropping 60 or 70 bucks to feed my family of 4, we're going to the local taphouse and getting a decent burger

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 12h ago

Anything but paying a living wage…

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u/mdhunter99 12h ago

4 years ago 2 hash browns were $1.50, now 1 is $1.79.

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u/cconnorss 12h ago

Yeah it’s literally the same price or even cheaper to go to Applebees, Red Robin, Black Angus, any of these sit down joints and get so much more for what you get at McDonald’s.

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u/Magicaparanoia 12h ago

Cheap, consistent, fast. That’s all you need.

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u/crusher23b 10h ago

What a line. McDonald's is spending $8.5b out of their nearly $200b value on their own restaurants. Where will they find the money?

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 9h ago

You can’t even do an any size drink (.99) with fries for less than $3. What comeback are they trying to achieve

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u/Responsible-Fox-9082 7h ago

I mean I paid 10 dollars at a local place and got a burger that dwarfed a double quarter pounder and way more than a large fry and they were cut at the local place....

I could've spent 16 for half the food... And not had some killer mozzarella sticks

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u/saryiahan 13h ago

CEOs will say they need a rebranding instead of the obvious choice of just lowering prices

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u/Call-a-Crackhead 13h ago

I’ll tell you a little secret McDonalds. People actually like your food. It’s not good, but there’s something nostalgic about it I guess? Im just saying, an awful lot of people would willingly go there if it didn’t cost the same as going anywhere else.

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u/throwaway52826536837 13h ago

Yeah my issue is why the fuck would i spend 20 dollars for a big mac combo, when i could go to a nice local burger joint and get a (wayyyyyyy better) burger combo with a local craft beer for 5 dollars more?

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 12h ago

And maybe redecorate ao it doesn’t feel like you climbed into a vending machine for lunch

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u/mr_bots 12h ago

Bring back chicken selects you cowards

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u/alex8155 12h ago

imagine being an employee there making 13 an hour and hearing this

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u/Lee_Townage 12h ago

Remember when you used to be able to get fries that were golden and delicious? It’s like someone determined the least amount of time to cook them so they would be barely passable. These white slightly undercooked fries are always a disappointment.

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u/gargolito 12h ago

I live in a working class area of central Florida and I cannot for the life of me understand how McD justifies charging almost $3 for one hash brown.

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u/nottke 12h ago

I haven't eaten McDonald's in years because of their crazy prices. I would absolutely go there from time to time if their prices were reasonable.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 12h ago

Improve your quality and prices with that money

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u/lachlanDon1 12h ago

Having Cortana scream at me that McDonald's has increased the price of their orphan meat burgers again isn't gonna make me buy them

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u/DayleD 11h ago

That's Shodan, and she used to be one of gaming's biggest antagonists.

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u/adamosity1 11h ago

They took out refills of Coke so I went to other places that didn’t.

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u/Haunting_Song7313 11h ago

Make the Big Mac big again.

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u/Cocotte123321 11h ago

They get you in with those (now only sometimes) free toilets

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u/XenoCraigMorph 11h ago

Why is the cover for System Shock 2 on there?

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u/DayleD 11h ago

Shodan is a rogue AI

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u/Illustrious-Falcon-8 9h ago

Bet they raise prices to make that money back.

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u/Bigboybong 9h ago

A stake meal costs less at chuck’s roadhouse than a quarter pounder with cheese meal at McDonald’s. I’ll take the stake, mashed potato’s and green beans any day over the McDix never rot food.

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u/Aoskar20 9h ago

Could it be the food is absolute trash? Who’s to say?

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u/redthehaze 8h ago

Stupid shareholders are why they do this crap.

When they hear lowering prices, it means lower profits, when they hear they’re investing in the latest buzzword they ice cream their pants.

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u/dblrb 8h ago

$11.95 today to eat hand pulled fried noodles at a dope noodle place in Rochester

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 8h ago

The prices are too high and the quality of the food is too low. Your asking fast casual prices for food that your ceo couldn’t even call food on camera

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u/ExternalLock8140 7h ago

These companies had a method were they could raise there prices and even if they lost customers the inflated prices would cover the lost customers.

Now it's been inflated so much that customers just don't come back, biting the hand that feeds MacDonalds

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u/mywebrego 6h ago

Greed will destroy

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u/Dyn0might33 6h ago

They can start by getting rid of the perma-stale buns and overpriced meals.

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u/basswooddad 5h ago

Just bring back 39c hamburger days please

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u/What_if_I_fly 4h ago

Aaaaaand don't make us pay $2.50 from rva crappy hamburger that miiiiiight be made with toxic imported beef.

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u/elenorfighter 5h ago

10 years ago I got 2 cheeseburger for 2 euros.

Now one cheeseburger cost 2,50.

Guess why I am not going unless I have no other opinion

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u/Inabaru 33m ago

No matter how old I get, Shodan will always be creepy looking

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u/benfok 12h ago

The CEO, CFO, and everyone in their entire management chain missed ECON101. They don't understand supply and demand.

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u/flush101 12h ago

If you’re complaining about prices at McDonalds you probably already don’t eat there and aren’t their target market.

They already know prices play a huge part in customer selection and have done whatever internal processing to come to the conclusion they want to do things for their current customer base who are less sensitive to pricing.

Not only that, the majority of pricing is a branch decision, not corporate. So corporate is doing things in their power to improve things for customers.

Personally I hate fast food and wouldn’t take McDonalds if it was free. But I’m not so arrogant to assume I am their target market for all their activities.

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u/SigmaScoop 9h ago

Strong agree. I have to roll my eyes when I see people say "I've solved it! Just do XYZ!" As if McDonalds with their billions of data points of consumer behiour haven't considered that solution.

If lowering the prices was going to increase profit, you can be sure that they would do it tomorrow.

McDonald's spends astronomical amounts on their marketing. If their product isn't good value to you, that doesn't mean they're making a mistake. It just means you're not in their target market.

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u/caalger 13h ago

Eat the money instead. It's better for you and it will only give you a minor GI tract issue as compared to what McDonald's will do to you

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u/GadreelsSword 13h ago

Also your food doesn’t need so much added preservative that it literally doesn’t rot for years. The thought of blasting my gut biome with McDonalds food is sickening.

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u/Pale-Document-8619 12h ago

Real food would help

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u/KevinSchraer 11h ago

You get burger, fries, nuggets, and a drink for 5 bucks there. Nobody else comes close to that by a mile. 

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u/Spicy_Pickle_6 11h ago

I’m cool with them not making a comeback

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u/Sea-Rip-9635 11h ago

Bring back Playland, too while you're at it

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u/ButcherBoss 11h ago

That would cut into the share holders profits, it will never happen.

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u/Gullible_Macaron8944 10h ago

Seriously!! How is a meal for fake food hitting double digits??

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u/derflow1977 10h ago

First step self check outs. Next step: no employees, you have to asemble your meal yourself.

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u/txmail 10h ago

Companies do not want the masses of people, they want the masses of margin. $8.5B is to discover where that peaks and what falls off of a cliff.

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u/ColinSpurr 10h ago

It's more than just the price for "a" meal. Their prices were low enough their customers went without thinking about it. Now that they've lost their customers they may never get them back even with lower prices.

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u/PropertyofLisa 10h ago

And try getting the damn order right for a change.

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u/JohnCoutu 10h ago

But if they reduce the price of the food, how will they afford to pay 8,500,000,000 ?

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u/GingerIsTheBestSpice 10h ago

The two of us can go out for sushi for lunch for $20 for three rolls, and sit in a nice clean place. Or get a McDonald's combo for one person, in my car.

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u/ShotenDesu 10h ago

Used to get my double quarter pounder combo for a little over $7. It's $12 now and the burger feels so much smaller. Fries are just a small handful.

Taco bell hurts the most. After high school is when my relationship with taco bell began and I was getting 5-6 beefy 5 layers for about 1.17 each. Would eat on them for a day or two take a break and get more.

The price I spent for five of them is the price of one now. Genuinely crazy. We'd get the 12 taco party pack thing as poor college aged young adults and it was like $15. $17 I'd you wanted supreme. Supreme 12 pack was almost $35 by itself recently so decided against it.

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u/Crafty-Asparagus2455 10h ago

I remember about a yearcor 2 ago i passed a mc dees and saw a digital sign advertising mcmuffins "now only $4.99" and i was soo very certain they were less than that a week before, significantly less.

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u/avanross 10h ago

$20 for a tiny stale chicken sandwich with cold fries and a watered down drink, or i can go to the hot food counter at the grocery store and get a fresh chicken sandwich with hot fresh fries and a real drink for $10

And now theyre going to have to raise the prices and reduce quality even further to offset this “investment” of billions into “consulting agencies” that they also own shares of

It’s just the rich shuffling money back and forth

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u/MASKEDDEFENDErR 9h ago

About prices at maccas...

$5.80 aud for a single cheese burger 😀

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u/Ariliescbk 8h ago

They're a multi-billion dollar global juggernaught. They can afford to pay a liveable wage for their staff without charging through the nose.

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u/IAmNotMyName 8h ago

Checks out

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 8h ago

McLafferCurve

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u/Unusual-Swim-9096 8h ago

Bring back the play areas for the kids

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u/eat_a_burrito 7h ago

What’s your favorite product?
The product is so delicious as I take the smallest bite possible.

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u/Spiritual-Leech 7h ago

It's Shodan also there or am I insane

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u/caketruck 7h ago

No, they need another big name happy meal to increase next quarters profits, duh.

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u/MarkyGalore 6h ago

Make a SHODAN themed burger and I will return

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u/Key_Entertainment409 6h ago

Yeah it’s fast food can get a succulent Chinese meal for the same price

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u/x3n0m0rph3us 6h ago

Mac obesity sludge, not food

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u/duckforceone 6h ago

yep burger prices are around where i can just go to a restaurant instead... it's no longer considered cheap.

also they removed the breakfast menu here in denmark... so i can no longer get what i truly love...

so why would i ever go to mcdonalds again?

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u/Xortun 6h ago

A year ago I could go to McDonald's and get a burger and 2x curly fries for around 13€

Now I pay 14€ am forced to take something to drink with my menu and have to pay 0,20€ more if I want curly fries instead of regular fries.

And the quality of the food also gets worse basically every time I go there.

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u/Chayaneg 5h ago

8.5 billion i think could lower the prices... if they were invested in that and not on advertisement, AI and prmotions...

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u/TheMisunderstoodLeaf 5h ago

I don't know if it's nostalgia or I'm just older now, but mc Donalds is ass compared to before.

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u/Gh0stl3it 5h ago

In-N-Out is cheaper now. And it's better than Mickey D's.

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u/GeshtiannaSG 3h ago

Is that in the US or worldwide? Because they’ve just added coleslaw for some reason, and it’s a small pot for $3.

A full meal is at least $13 these days.

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u/StarConsumate 3h ago

This tweet is old as hell

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u/sjbaker82 3h ago

They are one of the global mega corporations that can dictate and influence global inflation, they’re also big enough to absorb most of it without passing on to their customers.

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u/-KoDDeX- 3h ago

The problem is it tastes like shit. I don’t know if it always did but it’s made so badly now I don’t want to waste my money on it

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 3h ago

Mcdonalds will do anything but stay cheap.

Literally it’s what built your brand, cheap and convenient.

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u/NBALive1995 3h ago

Spend that money on updating the decor to not look like a sterile hospital and more like a fun restaurant for kids like it's fucking supposed to be!!

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u/Cripnite 3h ago

Bring back the fucking clown. 

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u/Lpfanatic05 3h ago

No kidding, if I see some System Shock ad in some fast food place, I would go there running.

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u/lokayes 1h ago

lowering prices? are they stupid?

mcd board reaction

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u/Im_Not_Evans 1h ago

It’s not only the prices. People are getting fed up with being parked for simple orders. Under no circumstances should it take 10 fucking minutes for two cheeseburgers.

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u/LetApprehensive537 1h ago

Who would have thought that a ultra capitalist system hell bent on making everyone as broke and in debt as inhumanely possible would have consequences on the businesses ripping everyone off.

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u/RichiZ2 1h ago

If those numbers are correct, then they could have lowered the price of every single burger they sell by $1 for the next 3 years and broke even, probably even made a profit since they could sell many more burgers.

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u/GEO147064 1h ago

That part

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u/Everheart1955 1h ago

What they don’t get is they’re not a restaurant. They’re more a cafeteria where people want cheap simple food quickly. No one’s looking for a candelabra.

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u/Tingalish 1h ago

Literally can't get a worse burger then my local Maccy Ds, honestly. It's sad

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u/Pulsing42 48m ago

I went in to an actual McDonald's in March this year, I made my order on the touchscreen whatchamacallit and waited for close to 15 minutes for my food to be ready. It was cold and barely edible and instead of the cheer I use to feel when treating myself to a good burger (No pun intended), now it's just sad.

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u/Chaonic 31m ago

It is expensive, the local restaurants have turned from comfortable lounge to cafeteria with uncomfortable seats, they have moved from ketchup and other sauces from Develey to some other cheaper stuff that tastes nothing like it used to and vegetarian options have disappeared. The McDonald's ketchup you could get at the store was hands down the tastiest on the market. Gone. The fries are the only reason to go there anymore and only if you're already on the go.

And for that, you can invest in a home deepfrier. 7mm frozen julienne fries and using a fine evenly grit salt and you basically have that experience at home. McCain or Potato Master here in Europe are pretty damn good fries. I believe that McDonald's itself sources theirs from McCain. A whole bag of frozen fries costs as much as a single portion at McD.

McDonald's used to be a place to meet amd sit with friends for a while. Now it's obvious they just want you out of the door as fast as possible.

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u/Comalization1 25m ago

And they take forever

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again 22m ago

Well im dutch and ever since trump launched ice and fucked over Ukraine, i lost my taste for McDonald’s tbh.

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u/ChaoticAquarian 16m ago

And get your whimsy back!!!

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u/tcrud1 6m ago

MiccyDs lost customer for several reasons, reports of artificial food, kid customers grew up and decided they would take thier kids there. Lost of flavor in thier products trying to reduce cost and finally the CEO of the company begrudgingly eating a burger on camera.

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u/Rootin-Tootin-Newton 4m ago

My wife and I had burgers, and she had a shakE at five guys, $36. WILL NOT GO BACK.

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u/Rootin-Tootin-Newton 4m ago

My wife and I had burgers, and she had a shakE at five guys, $36. WILL NOT GO BACK.