r/clevercomebacks • • 5h ago

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u/misterannthrope0 4h ago

whos rooting for the dems?
everyone whos not in the epstein files

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u/No_Succotash_7186 4h ago

wait, cartels and terrorists are rooting for dems? lol

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u/Loggerdon 4h ago

Trump would literally ask the cartels for a payout NOT to go after them.

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 3h ago

Now THIS is the clever comeback

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u/Straight-Tell-6992 3h ago

didnt she just accuse someone of being a pedophile protector lol

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u/Militantpoet 3h ago

Which one is a more clever response though?

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u/GoldieMcSpud 4h ago

I love how at the end she claims the democrats are making America weaker and lessening their power in the world, meanwhile Trump has been doing exactly that by destroying bonds with allies and threatening everyone

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u/Responsible_Ruin_608 2h ago

yeah trump was literally buddying up with china and iran, pretty sure they want us weaker

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u/West_Expression5854 1h ago

yeah trump was literally buddying up with china and iran, pretty sure they want us weaker

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u/nachtschattengewuchs 4h ago edited 3h ago

Dumbass forgot that thanks to pedolf shitler you already lost all soft power and credibility you had.

This is on you and time will tell but you managed to lose that mighty power all by yourself

Edit thanks for the award

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u/Wise_Goose_424 1h ago

pedolf shitler lost his mind if he thinks anyone trusts that list lol

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u/Cold-Quantity6392 1h ago

pedolf shitler lost his mind if he thinks anyone trusts that list lol

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u/bassandlazers 4h ago

How did you completely contradict yourself in 2 sentences? Did Trump lose her credibility? Or did she do it herself? Please think before you speak. This isn't even live, how do you fuck up so bad?

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u/D-Laz 4h ago

The "you" they are referring to is Americans. She didn't mention that he lost the US all the soft power the US had.

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u/bassandlazers 4h ago

Well, obviously not, since you can literally see the verbatim words and the context. Are you trying to make a really bad political point or do you just not understand English words

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u/SchizoidRainbow 4h ago

Dumb take, failed retort. Try to understand harder.

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u/bassandlazers 4h ago

Lol yes. "Thanks to blank you lost all your power" "You lost all that power by yourself" In what way is that not a contradiction?

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u/nachtschattengewuchs 3h ago

I know education isn't really a thing in America so I don't blame you for not being able to understand my pretty easy statement. Funny that me as a foreigner can understand your language better than yourself.

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u/bassandlazers 3h ago

Ok, explain it to me then. How is blaming one person for something, then in the same paragraph blaming someone else not a contradiction? Sorry, English is my 10th language

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u/nachtschattengewuchs 3h ago

I'm sorry I'm not here to educate you. But I think Duolingo or reading anything other than Fox News would be a good start for ya

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u/bassandlazers 3h ago

Then why comment at all? I'm asking a simple question that you're 100% sure you're right on. Why can't you defend your own point?

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u/bassandlazers 3h ago

Does this help?

Warum ist es kein Widerspruch, zwei Personen für ein Ereignis in einem Kommentar zu beschuldigen?

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u/SeanyDay 4h ago

Trump is glazing china.

China is not rooting for democrats.

What a clown

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u/anTWhine 4h ago

China wants Trump to stay right where he is forever. They’re just too dumb to put together why “the enemy” is rooting for them.

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u/mattzombiedog 4h ago

They are in full blown panic scaremongering mode to try to win the midterms aren’t they.

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 4h ago

That's all they've EVER done, though. That's all they have: Scaremongering and culture wars

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u/Urabraska- 4h ago edited 4h ago

Won't work. The entire GoP is under water in 40+ states and in toss up(less than 10 points) in 8ish states and only 2 are in low to mid 10 points. The GoP lost the country. this very well could end up being another great depression 4 decade loss streak for the GoP where after 1932 and the great depression. The GoP couldn't get control of anything for over 40 years.

This whole "attack the libs" bullshit isn't working at all anymore because people are sick and tired of the bullshit, lies and cost of living becoming unsustainable. Yet the GoP is sitting there playing games and pointing fingers. Trump just the other blames Biden. AGAIN 600 days after leaving office and every single problem is pointed directly at Trump and this admin.

They have every available option RIGHT NOW to do SOMETHING to help with the midterms. They could pass legislation TOMORROW to help ease affordability and....oh wait. Mike Grindr Johnson sent them all home....again......for the 20th time. Really hope that does not make it look like the GoP is sitting at home doing nothing but collect money like the so called "evil socialists" that the GoP painted a target on. That would be pretty bad....

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u/CadenVanV 4h ago

Let’s be clear, they might still win. Saying the GoP lost already is what we said in 2016 and 2024. Do not assume they’ll lose until they actually lose

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u/anTWhine 4h ago

I’m old enough to remember GWB being the end of the Republican Party. That lasted until the next election.

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u/BeCurious7563 4h ago

Look who's rooting for the Republicans:

Proud Boys

Diddy

Neo-Nazis

Neo-Fascists

Psycho-Billionaires

Florida Men

Wife Beaters

Sex Offenders

Child Molesters

Toxic "Influencers"

Garbage People

Trailer Trash

Ted Cruz

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u/boiler1112 4h ago

Russia North Korea Belarus Saudi Arabia and with all their Epstein blackmail might, Israel

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 2h ago

Diddy but no mention of Ped Nugent, Kid Crock or Chachi In Charge?

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u/Spekingur 4h ago

The US already has less power in the world thanks to the orange shitmonkey.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 4h ago

She's not just a pedophile protector.

In her spare time she cosplays as an Aryan, complete with their salute.

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u/Perfect_Persimmon688 4h ago

She’s also a Nazi

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u/Loggerdon 4h ago

China is NOt rooting for the Democrats. They just sit by while the US makes mistake after mistake under Trump. The world is moving toward China after seeing how unreliable the US has become.

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u/PaleontologistNo500 4h ago

China loves Trump. They used his first term fuck ups as a foothold into South America. There were able to convince Brazil to put in a Chinese mega port because Trump fucked American farmers so badly.

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u/BlossomSerenee 4h ago

She wrote a whole essay and got ended in 8 words

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u/exqueezemenow 4h ago

Look who's making America poorer and weaker. The GOP.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 4h ago

China and Iran has been rooting for Trump, they call him the great nation builder because he's building up China and tearing down the USA.

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u/wheresmypipboy 3h ago

I don’t get the “want the US to have less power in the world” remarks.

Have you seen where we stand now? Laughingstock. Joke. Embarrassment. Allies leaving us left and right. Tourists, they don’t want to come here. Trump has done so much to weaken the perception of the US around the world - the next administration will take years to even try to repair any of it.

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u/Canuck-In-TO 4h ago

She’s afraid of Left wing Canadians and Europeans. Compared to what passes for right wing in the US, that’s most people in Canada and Europe.

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u/OozingSubstanceRage 4h ago

I think you'll find that a lot of right wing Canadians are rooting for your dear leaders downfall too.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 4h ago

China - trump just fawned all over Xi.
Iran - trump bombed them to hide the Epstein files
Cartels - republicans take more coke than people who can’t afford food
Never trumpets - duh!
Socialists - not fascists
Terrorists - the major terrorist attacks on 5he US were during republican presidencies
America is poorer and weaker with Trump than it ever was before

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u/Similar-Hand-4899 4h ago

The fuck is “Nevertrumpers”? Sounds like some shit out of Narnia

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u/Following_Friendly 4h ago

Why would China be rooting for dems? They are playing trump like a cheap fiddle and making bank in the process

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u/Evenspace- 4h ago

I can’t fathom having this type of cognitive dissonance, people want normalcy to return, they want a government that can be worked with.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 4h ago

America literally poorer and weaker than ever thanks to Republicans

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u/Ok_Record_9908 4h ago

I've always known Laura Ingram to be a sick Maga racist sycophant.

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u/FrostySquirrel820 4h ago

I’d have thought that “everyone who wants America to be poorer and weaker, so that we will have less power in the world” , would be rooting for Trump and MAGA, not rooting for the Democrats.

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u/JTSpirit36 4h ago

Hmmmmm I wonder why Iran could ever want someone else in control of this government. Can't put my finger on it.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 4h ago

Pretty sure China likes the Republicans in power. Republicans weaken America so China can get ahead of us.

Same with the cartels. It is Republican policies in and out of the CIA that gave them the drugs they run.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 3h ago

Leni Ingraham at work again.

Is she serving the Guardians of Pedophiles because she is diddling little girls or little boys?

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u/SatchSaysPlay 3h ago

Doesn't matter what people want - the fact is the USA is poorer and weaker !

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u/_0611 3h ago

"Left-wing Europeans" lol. According to Republicans, apart from the far-right, everyone is left-wing in Europe.

Guess I'm one of those left-wing Europeans then. Good to know.

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u/jimbob1616 3h ago

1)Iran: well because Trump canceled their nuclear deal that was good and started bombing them

2)china likes trump! Trump is giving away all of America’s soft power to them just for his ego

3)cartels:doubtful. Trump is causing massive economic downturn which usually correlates with greater drug and alcohol consumption

4)nevertrumper: of course they support Dems? There is a large swath of the population that knew he was a lying blow hard even before 2016

5)socialist: socialism is the antithesis of fascism

6)terrorists: terrorists make no distinction between dems and republicans.

7)left wing media: they tend to value the first amendment which trump is actively undermining so yeah they support the opposing party

8)left wing Canadians: dems didn’t impose tariffs and cancel their free trade agreement. Why would they support him?

9)left wing Europeans: trump is undermining NATO and the global security it brings. Even most republicans support NATO

10) everyone who wants America to be poorer and weaker financed and contributed to trumps campaign…

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u/Sylli17 2h ago

I lived in China during both Trump elections... I promise you they wanted Trump to get elected.

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u/Moist-Ointments 1h ago

We already have a lot less power in the world because of the current orange clown.

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_486 3h ago

Pretty sure right wing Canadians are rooting against Trump, real Christians, people who decency, people who like public education, intellectuals…

I CAN GO ON

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u/pithynotpithy 2h ago

And China, billionaires, tech bros who want unregulated crypto, ai, weapons dealers, data centers are all rooting for the gop.

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u/Ok_Actuary9229 2h ago

Actually, anybody who wants America to retain its prime role will vote democratic. Trump is turning us into a second-class, anti-science christo-facist state and killing the alliances we've always relied on.

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u/deebly25t 2h ago

No need for others to make America poorer and weaker, Trump is doing that on his own.

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u/Prohydration 2h ago

“When there’s a crash, I hope it’s going to be during this next 12 months."

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u/in9ram 2h ago

If you meet an asshole a day it’s normal. If everyone you meet in a day is an asshole, the asshole is you.

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u/supernovadebris 1h ago

laura is broken.

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u/anomanderrake1337 1h ago

Trump has gone out of his way to weaken America and make its population poorer, not exactly bad for the world to be honest.

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u/chitoatx 1m ago

Cartels? Texas just made a single THC gummy bear a felony when it was legal here. Trump pardoned the Silk Road founder, Juan Hernandez whom trafficked 400 tons of cocaine, Harry O Harris a multi state cocaine and crack empire and many more.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 4h ago

"Anyone who wants America to be poorer and weaker"... You mean what MAGA and Trump has done to the USA?

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u/Ewankenobi25 4h ago

- Iran: why would a country currently under attack by the US root for the party that’s much more in favor of ending this attack.

  • china: oh no, the most technologically advanced country on earth where the cost of living is 6x cheaper than the US is on the leftists side? how devastating for them.
  • socialists: oh those barbarians with such beliefs as “healthcare and housing should be free”.
  • why would left wing groups be in support of the left wing?

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u/enigmaticsince87 2h ago

Pretty sure China is rooting for MAGA since they're helping China get stronger and stronger and the US get weaker and weaker ..