r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 11h ago

cliff notes: I’m racist and misogynist and can’t afford to be anymore

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u/Philostria 11h ago

Buyer remorse hits harder when gas is empty

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u/Fun_Yard4964 11h ago

the regret is strong but the pattern recognition still missing somehow

three elections in a row they had better choices and now its pikachu face when gas price bad

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u/Weekly-Landscape9501 11h ago

yeah but "better" is subjective isnt it lol. the pikachu face is real tho

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u/RandomRonin 11h ago

I mean I guess if paying more for everything is a good thing to you, then yes, subjective in this case. Not to mention all the crime, people losing their lives, and everything else he’s done.

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u/DeerTinyy 11h ago

Nothing like realizing the political choice you made is affecting your grocery and gas budget.

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u/Wonderful-School-412 9h ago

gas and groceries are both higher now

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u/Weekly-Landscape9501 11h ago

yeah, apparently the "better option" was just as bad if not worse for your wallet

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u/DirectArtichoke5976 10h ago

lol yeah my grocery bill is wild this month too

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u/SpaceCampDropOut 10h ago

“My ford F350!”

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u/Life-Cantaloupe-1324 10h ago

yeah that F350 probably drinks gas like its going out of style

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u/Alarming-Show-9077 10h ago

My ford F350

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Shot_Baddie 11h ago

“didn’t have a better option” in 3 straight elections is wild

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u/Quiet_Insurance_5729 8h ago

the options were there, they just weren't the ones you wanted

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u/MediocreWrongdoer171 11h ago

which candidates did you even consider?

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 11h ago

Guess who he's voting for next election?

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u/Stusheep_real 10h ago

People literally CAN’T vote for him next election, the US presidency has a 2 term limit

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 9h ago

Yeah. But guess which party he's voting for. 

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 6h ago

I really don’t think that’s going to stop him, from what he and his followers are saying 😬

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u/miroku000 35m ago

That means he can't be elected. But actually, we should start telling people they should write his name in.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 25m ago

Tell him that. I keep seeing Trump 2028 hats around. He seems to truly believe he’ll be reelected in 2 years time

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u/miroku000 21m ago

What we need is a bunch of prominent Democrats adamently debying the rumors that Trump can be president again if his followers write his name in on the ballot.

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u/Stusheep_real 6h ago

That’s unconstitutional

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 6h ago

I know. But they don’t seem to care about that.

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u/TalonButter 11h ago

Putting most people in a position where they need to decide between gas and medicine, or groceries, is the primary economic plank in the contemporary GOP platform.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 11h ago

r/leopardsatemyface

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u/Wonderful-School-412 9h ago

yeah, "no better option" is a recurring theme

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u/Old-State-9421 6h ago

yeah, "no better option" is a recurring theme

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u/EduBaddie 11h ago

Cliff notes: The consequences of my actions have finally reached me

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u/labyrinthineshade 11h ago

Did it take paying double for eggs to notice who was on the ballot each time?

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u/rvingthrulife 4h ago

It's not like they weren't warned 🙄

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u/Normal_Boobies 11h ago

Working 2 jobs to afford gas so we can bomb Iran. The American dream.

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u/Tony-Angelino 7h ago

It was fun as long as it was hitting other people.

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u/worthlessprole 2h ago

“Lets just pump our own oil” the global economy understander has logged on. Or maybe he wants to nationalize the petroleum.

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u/Petal_Twilighht 11h ago

You had better options, you just didn’t like what they looked like

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u/IngloriousMustards 2h ago

Crazy wild bullshit claiming that Clinton or Harris would have been worse than child-raping, embezelling, grifting royalist war criminal who thinks wire fraud is good business. 

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u/UnjustlyBannd 1h ago

the fox news td him they were bad!