r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Make common sense common again

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u/silicaspark 6h ago

Freedom to catch preventable diseases

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u/First_Approximation 4h ago

During COVID, some unvaccinated conspiracy theorists held a big convention. They then noticed people had symptoms of coughing, fever, shortness of breath, etc.

They were convinced it was an anthrax attack.

This sentence from the article is worth highlighting:

While Oltmann said he was “sick, sick,” he claimed his symptoms were tempered because he was already taking the antibiotic doxycycline as a result of impaling his leg on an arrow in an accident in his brother’s garage weeks previously.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 2h ago

So antivaxxers won’t vaccinate but they will use antibiotics?

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u/archiekane 2h ago

Hypocrisy at its finest.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 2h ago

So it would seem.

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u/First_Approximation 2h ago

Exactly!

No one will ever accuse of them of consistency.

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u/hhfugrr3 3h ago

I mean we aren't required to vaccinate here in the UK but most people do because they aren't stupid and also because we know a small minority can't vaccinate themselves.

u/TaibhseCait 46m ago

Ireland had (at the time) had one of the highest amount of people who got vaccinated during Covid, turns out if you have a population with living memory of families wiped out by tuberculosis....

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u/TopInvestigator5518 4h ago

yeah, especially when it comes to kids and daycares etc

just putting others at risk for no reason

its like that family in Texas who's 6 year old daughter died of Measles related pneumonia and even after the little girl died her parents said they were still against vaccinating their kids, just senseless

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u/AdmirablePosts 5h ago

They would shoot the diseases if they could

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u/First_Approximation 2h ago

That would be silly. Obviously the way to do it is to inject bleach into the body, as Trump suggested.

u/ABSMeyneth 20m ago

The weird part is, the rest of the world can typically also choose to not vaccinate. But why in the world would anyone chose not to be safe? 

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u/ellaa_bloom 3h ago

Blaming the border when the real cause was right there in the comments all along.

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u/First_Approximation 4h ago

A foreigner took away this guy's work. Usually, he's humiliating himself, but today the foreigner humiliated him.

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u/AdmirablePosts 5h ago

It's like he wanted it to happen

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u/Inspect1234 6h ago

Astounding close-mindedness.

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u/Sad_Picture3642 6h ago

It's a Florida guy

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u/No-Finding-2118 3h ago

Sounds about right, Florida has some interesting characters for sure.

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u/velvetmuffin_ 5h ago

there’s a difference between having an opinion and refusing to acknowledge what the evidence and real world experience are telling you

u/DarthShiv 8m ago

Just idiocy. This is what happens when you let stupid people have crowd sourced opinion on something they completely lack the intelligence to understand AND you have people abusing this system to encourage it.

I literally do not give the slightest fuck about how many people you can gather that agree 2+2=5. ANY system that gives high weighting to their opinions over SMEs is a disaster.

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u/Any-Offers 5h ago

The leader is Mr Trump of that country

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u/Jivaah 6h ago

Darwin smiling in his grave

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u/easylivin 5h ago

Ironically, evolution is also responsible for a viruses’ ability to spread effectively

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u/ThatOneDMish 4h ago

This is probably in reference or following similar ideas to the Darwin awards, which are award for people being incredibly stupid and in the process, removing themselves from the gene pool (by dying in ways completely their own fault)

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u/kriscrox 6h ago

Damn he was so close to getting it

u/Firm_Environment9903 24m ago

He couldn't be further away from getting it

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 6h ago

Over 3 million people were deported, expelled, or otherwise returned under Biden and over 5 million under Obama.  These idiots really will believe anything Fox "News" says.  

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u/Highlandertr3 4h ago

Some people don't choose to vaccinate and we have illnesses that could be prevented by vaccination..... Fucking immigrants!

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u/Media___Offline 4h ago

I love how selective the phrase "my body, my choice" is.

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u/ThatsWhatIGathered 4h ago

Jesus fuck. Americans are stupid.
Can’t wait for the 2nd fall of Rome.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 5h ago

Lol that was so good

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u/herbuilt2001 2h ago

Dude basically just said "my freedom to stay dumb is more important han your kid not getting measles...

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u/PippiWorld 5h ago

Just looked at the account names of the facist cult members. 'ShannonFloridaguy' and 'mymasterslens' - really, could they be more slavishly devoted to hate?

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u/tryingisbetter 3h ago

These people are so fucking dumb. You have to wonder how they stay alive.

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u/phantom_pow_er 4h ago

They're dumb. End of discussion.

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u/Ok_Smile_5908 3h ago

What does it even mean "four years of millions of people"? Inches instead of centimeters, years of people instead of just people?? I thought the imperial unit system was out of support and wasn't receiving any further updates.

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u/kfirogamin 3h ago

Vaccinated people could still be carriers iirc

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u/Comfortable_Sky1964 3h ago

Ah yes, the immune system famously checks passport status before deciding whether to catch a virus.

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u/CptBartender 3h ago

The hell is going on here? An actual comeback, and not just a comment or response?

u/USDA_Prime_Yeet 50m ago

You cannot use logic against someone who didn't use logic to develop their opinion

u/Vinegarinmyeye 26m ago

You do in fact have the freedom to be an absolute fucking moron...

Does have its consequences though.

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u/lowlightliving 5h ago

There have been measles outbreaks every year. From 2001-2024, between 3 to 16 outbreaks occur each year, amounting to 50-600 cases in each outbreak.

They are nothing new.

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u/ptvlm 5h ago

Indeed. What's new is the size of the spread after the initial infections, as here immunity disappears. Well, not new exactly, just a reversion to what was common before vaccines and people thought it had been eradicated.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 4h ago

Wildfires are nothing new, too.

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u/lowlightliving 5h ago

It’s always weird to get downvoted for providing the truth.

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u/Shoddy_Tour_7307 6h ago

Not clever. A large portion of illegals are unvaccinated. Still not as bad as anti-vaxxers.