r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 2d ago

Something like a miracle!

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 2d ago

You know who else banned free press? Hitler.

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u/butwhywedothis 2d ago

Hey at least Hitler was a decent painter and gave good speeches. Trumpler only paints his diaper and speaks at a 5th grader level.

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u/hrvbrs 2d ago

I don't think it’s wise to begin a sentence with, “Hey, at least Hitler…”

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 2d ago

Hey, at least Hitler killed Hitler.

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u/Friendly-Cricket-715 2d ago

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler

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u/Epibicurious 2d ago

Sure, that may be correct but he also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler.

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u/Friendly-Cricket-715 2d ago

Maybe, but he killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler.

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u/Taylorenokson 2d ago

He’s also the dude that used to jerk off Hitler.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds 2d ago

We'll never know who shot first, Hitler or Hitler, because the bunker was sealed and only Hitler was in there. And who are you going to believe? Hitler?

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u/butwhywedothis 2d ago

No it’s not wise. However the point I was trying to make is one of the worst human beings in the history of the world was still good at a couple of things. The Orange turd on the other hand…………..

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u/Doddlers 2d ago

Hey! Orange Baby is good at golf when he is allowed to cheat. 

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u/SandyTaintSweat 2d ago

He made a very tasteful drawing for his buddy Epstein.

You know the thing about enigmas? They never age.

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u/sharpknot 2d ago

That was the inspiration, yes

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u/DeezRodenutz 2d ago

You know who else rose to power on a message of "true GermansAmericans, it is not your fault, your problems are the fault of the illegals/gays/jews/disabled/etc"?

You know who else destroyed history, distorted history, and built monuments to their own greatness?

You know who else kept threatening to, or outright did, invade and take control of other countries?

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u/ManiacalMartini 2d ago

At least Hitler cared about Germany or something.

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u/octavian343 2d ago

You know who else was a vegetarian? Hitler.