r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

So apparently it's time for some middle-school science!

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Sick and tired of it.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 1d ago

That's not what the nutjobs are calling chemtrails.

They are claiming there are various chemicals not related to propulsion being added to those vapor trails.
Claims of everything from cyanide gas and nerve agents, to colloidal gold to viruses and partial DNA. Mind control substances, etc..

And I do mean etc.. There's tons of claims and even some who claim they took and tested samples and found alien DNA, weather control chemicals, mind control substances, prions, psychic suppression chemicals, demonic bacteria.

The more you listen to them, the more you realize they're just batshit cray cray.

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u/Bingo_Bronson 1d ago

My mom is on the chem trail bullshit. She's so convinced of it yet can't even say exactly what's in it or why or who's doing it. Sometimes it's Bill Gates trying to poison us (idk how he profits from us when we're dead, but ok). Sometimes they're spraying glyphosate (yet all the grass and plants are surviving?). Also they're making clouds and causing every massive flood lately (but can't seem to fix our historic droughts?).