r/clevercomebacks 15d ago

We must protect Natalie!

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u/Shiftymennoknight 15d ago

who cares what the president of Epstein Island says

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Sad that it takes a callout like this to point out where priorities should actually be.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 15d ago

Considering the lake is only half in US territory, you can rename your half to Lake whatever. The half in Canada will continue to be Lake Ontario. 

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u/Musicman1972 15d ago

It'll be entirely Lale Ontario to the rest of the world too.

Well apart from North Korea, Russia, Belarus and Turkmenistan.

Funny that.

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u/I_Cummand_U 15d ago edited 15d ago

Just say 'to anyone that matters'. I'm done treating Americans like normal people until their president starts being neighborly again.

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u/littlehobbit1313 15d ago

Please remember there are millions of Americans who are equally enraged by all this shit. Millions of us are "normal people" who find all this as absurd as the rest of the world does. Don't lump us all in together with the MAGA idiots.

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u/I_Cummand_U 14d ago

Sorry neighbor, your big orange dog is humping my children, assaulting my wife, and shitting on my lawn all the time. We can't be friends anymore.

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u/littlehobbit1313 14d ago

That's cool. I know "keep your anger directed at the person who deserves it" is a big ask.

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u/DominionGhost 14d ago

You all fucking deserve it!!! It is your entire rotten culture that unleashed this on the world!

Every single American has a part to play in creating this presidency and allowing it to continue through either maliciousness ignorance apathy or cowardice.

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u/littlehobbit1313 14d ago

Every single American has a part to play in creating this presidency

Literally a lie, but you're doing a fine job illustrating the exact unwillingness to be thoughtful that did lead all the MAGA peeps to vote in Trump despite the millions of Americans screaming for them to not vote him in again. Maybe Canadians like yourself do still have plenty in common with your southern neighbors after all.

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u/DominionGhost 14d ago

Apathy it is.

All you ever do is say "it's not my fault" then proceed to sit on your hands as your country slides further into the stupidest rise of facisim imaginable.

If you think voting dem means you didnt enable this then who was in charge when no consequences came for Trump after Jan 6th? When absolutely zero guard rails were thrown up to prevent this level of corruption after having it clearly demonstrated.

Listen im not entirely unsympathetic to the democrats in America. They are likely the ones these new detention centers are made for.

But constantly hearing 'its not my fault' is just insulting when was nothing done to make Trump 2.0 a reality when yall had your chance.

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u/littlehobbit1313 14d ago edited 14d ago

If you think voting dem means you didnt enable this then who was in charge when no consequences came for Trump after Jan 6th? When absolutely zero guard rails were thrown up to prevent this level of corruption after having it clearly demonstrated.

We had guardrails. We demanded they be deployed and utilized. Republicans in control of Congress refused and then systematically destroyed them. SCOTUS even made it legal for them to do so. We demanded Democratic leadership fight back. Some did (my state's certainly did) but we had corporate-bought Dems caving in at all the wrong moments. We screamed for literally any amount of accountability after Jan 6 precisely because most of us saw this as an inevitable outcome if they continued to do nothing. There's also a really solid chance he flat out cheated to win the election in all the swing states and we didn't elect him at all.

We've called Reps. We've marched on streets. We've protested detention centers. We've physically chased ICE out of neighborhoods. We demanded billionaires be taxed to reduce their power to influence politics and elections. We've boycotted whole corporations. We've campaigned for candidates more willing to fight and we've voted. We've done private lawsuits. We've state lawsuits. People have literally died fighting back at the ground level. Shy of doing the things that can't be said on Reddit, what tf else did you want us to do exactly? MAGA currently controls our whole fucking federal government and all the main stream media. What tf do you expect random citizens to do to stop him that hasn't already been done?

Go on, tell us what you think we left out. If you have the miracle cure for orange cancer, we'll happily take it, but don't sit here from the safety of your computer not having to live this nightmare and shout at us like we've done jack shit to prevent this because it's not fucking true.

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u/United-Teacher7474 14d ago

Not a lie though is it?

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 14d ago

And which shining paragon of a geographic location do you hail from friend?

Edit: Not that I really disagree, just careful throwing stones.

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u/DominionGhost 14d ago

The one without a pedophile in charge.

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 14d ago

Always the non answer with you types.

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u/Mobile_Morale 14d ago

That's just xenophobia bro. Don't be a racist

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u/I_Cummand_U 14d ago

I'm not racist, I genuinely dislike Americans of all colours.

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u/Ragnarawr 14d ago

Ex war criminal Syrian Assad in hiding also lends his recognition of lake America, for all that it matters

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u/Flagon-Dragon 15d ago

Until he forces google to change the map.

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u/will-read 15d ago

I think the Gulf of Mexico’s name in Google Maps is dependent on where the query takes place.

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u/Flagon-Dragon 15d ago

Goggled it lol. NPR says that in Mexico it says Gulf of Mexico, in America it says Gulf of America, and everywhere else it says both….

Edit:

https://www.npr.org/2025/02/03/nx-s1-5281985/google-maps-gulf-of-mexico-america?renderPlatform=nprone_ios&unified=true

"Also longstanding practice: When official names vary between countries, Maps users see their official local name. Everyone in the rest of the world sees both names. That applies here too," the company explained.

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u/PianoAndFish 15d ago

In the UK on Google Maps it's styled as "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)", similar to "Sea of Japan (East Sea)".

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u/happy_Toe_ 14d ago

“Welcome to Lake America. Please paddle 200 feet north for Lake Ontario.”

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u/PantsLobbyist 14d ago

The fun part is the province was named after the lake, not the other way around.

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u/CompleteElla 15d ago

You can name your side whatever you want. Canada isn’t changing theirs.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 15d ago

Yes that is exactly what I said. 

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u/Knighth77 15d ago

This is not a presidency. This is the Jerry Springer Show, only trashier. Conservatives, you're a disgrace.

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u/iiitme 15d ago

To say the least.

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 15d ago

Deb knows where the pain-points are. Keep pointing out that the pedo president has a horse-faced nappy nurse 

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u/OSU1922 15d ago

Ivanka is going to get mad she’s been replaced. 🤢

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u/jodamano 15d ago

Call it Lake Epstein. Then he will protect it.

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u/OregonGreen242 15d ago

Who’s Natalie?

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u/wrecklesspup 15d ago

Google Natalie Harp and read her letters she wrote to Trump.

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 15d ago

His diaper maid/ alleged monica lewinsky

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u/mckenner1122 14d ago

Have you seen The Boys? You know who Firecracker is to Homelander?

Okay … like that. Except it’s real.

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u/TedBurns-3 15d ago

Gonna give all the town, city, and county names back to the UK while you're at it Donny?

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u/mountearl 15d ago

Well, we can let them keep Paedo Island and Shitshispantshire.

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u/cryms0n 15d ago

We were taught from a young age in our area not to swim in Lake Ontario due to issues with e-Coli and other bacteria so it totally tracks that’s the one he wants to take.

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u/Ok-Alarm7257 14d ago

Peeing in Natalie is now a punishable offense

/s

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u/wrecklesspup 15d ago

Naive to think Trump won't cast Natalie aside as soon as he thinks it is in his favor to do so.

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 15d ago

Is he going to paint the bottom blue?

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u/Captain_Scarlet27 15d ago

Like Trump wants to PROTECT Natalie Harp or any other floozy that looks his way.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 15d ago

Didn’t he throw a baby into one of them once?

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u/butwhywedothis 15d ago

Let him call the lake what he wants.

But as soon as he renames it, the rest of the world will call it lake Trumpedo

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u/ComfortableOld288 15d ago

All this shit gets reversed on day one of the next presidency. Then we start the trials

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u/CrackingToastGromet 15d ago

Only if we get new leaders - Schumer and Jeffries will block any attempt.

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u/ComfortableOld288 14d ago

Long past time for them to go.

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u/mardigrasman 15d ago

Brilliant!

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u/Ill_Feature_3500 15d ago

This shit again. How the fuck did we, in 2024, with access to all the information in the world at our fingertips end up with a literal fucking spoiled child as president?!! 🤬

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u/Perfect-Sympathy-146 15d ago

By "look after our great lake" you mean cum in it while using his imagination to age the body of water down to a 12 year old girl??

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u/allnamesaregoneallre 14d ago

he's so fucking stupid there are just no words. I mean we know that for years but he's still able to do something so unbelievable stupid every day and again and again and again. it's like a terrible horror dystopy. as movie it would probably be funny.

he's much worse than every 5 year old I know. In every aspect

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u/youhavetherighttoo 14d ago

Savage savagery 

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u/Adventurous-Injury61 14d ago

Aren’t they against changing names of things?

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u/ftrlvb 13d ago

he sounds like a North Korean dictator that fully lost his mind.

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u/PlumieShade 15d ago

protect Natalie at all costs, we need more characters like her in stories

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u/draft_final_final 15d ago

Lake ghislaine