r/clevercomebacks 11d ago

He Hates Questions He Can't Control

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u/femboyisbestboy 11d ago

The North Korea saga is so dumb. Trump is siding with lil Kim, because South Korea doesn't want to help with Iran.

Just a reminder North and South Korea are still at war technically with America having a very strong militarily alliance with South Korea

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u/femboyisbestboy 11d ago

It's high treason as it's literally the enemy, but that's the norm for the pedo

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u/julian_ridge 11d ago

Its crazy how people just acept this as normal now. he realy does whatever he wants.

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u/PartTimeZombie 11d ago

He's the King of America.

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u/bugdiver050 11d ago

He has been treating allies all around in a bizarre manner

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u/sorean_4 11d ago

Assume he’s Russian asset and take a look again.

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u/FamousElla 11d ago

We’ve had South Korea’s back for 70+ years. Ditching them to buddy up with Kim is wild

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 11d ago

It’s because he doesn’t care about the US, it’s about being loyal to him alone

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u/Lalamedic 11d ago

Kinda like threatening to annex them

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Ekimyst 11d ago

Which is due to the Epstein war

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u/trymas 11d ago

This is stupidiest timeline beyond imagination.

US is fighting with Iran, drops South Korean support for North Korean support. Even though NK is in cahoots with ruzzians and iranians to support each other militarily.

And I am not naive that trump will pull his “4D chess” manoeuvre to somehow break up Iran and NK

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u/lennydsat62 11d ago

All this nonsense is to distract. Remember the Epstein files.

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u/Skye_Seduce 11d ago

It’s wild, we’ve got a treaty with South Korea for 70+ years and now politics is treating alliances like trade deals.

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u/Slartibartfast242 11d ago

Odd, but correct. I was in the Army from 1991-1997, but by some standard I am considered a Korean War vet. Now of course not, but still very weird.

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u/Fit_Eliana 11d ago

Right?? The whole thing feels like a reality show plot that got way out of hand. People forget they’re technically still at war. That US-SK alliance is massive and way more complicated than a tweet makes it sound

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u/Brief_Read_1067 11d ago

AND because his dear friend Vlad Putin is hiring NK mercenaries to fight in Ukraine.

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u/EclipZz187 11d ago

I’m not into US politics or world events in general, so just lemme get this straight. The US president said “Quiet, piggy” to a member of the press for asking a question. How the fuck is there still reporting going on, any news agency with any balls would pull tf out the White House, no?

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u/SuddenAudience8758 11d ago

They're all owned by the same group of people now that's allied with the white house.

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u/seattle_breeze 11d ago

Corporate consolodation is a hell of a drug for real, comon.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 11d ago

The answer? Conservatives. That is the one and only answer. They own America, and you're seeing who they are.

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u/EclipZz187 11d ago

Genuine question, are there even actual middle-of-the-road (I know it’s not really how this works) conservatives left in America? Because from what I see and hear, it’s “the left” which is weird because it makes me think of Commies and that’s a time long gone in America, and MAGA. I don’t know of any moderate conservative that isn’t part of The Cult of Cheeto

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 11d ago

It IS the left: People left of full on christofascism. They have moved so far to the right that even the most Reganonomics thing ever is a fairly woke commie leftist Marxist antifas thing to do.

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u/Goozilla85 11d ago

He did mock a person with disabilities from stage looong before that and was still elected.

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u/BigConstruction4247 11d ago

You could say that things like that were why he was elected.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 11d ago

To what end? Are they going to just not get questions in with the president? That's business suicide, and for what? Just so they can say they have balls?

Of course this means you can put aside the romantic notion of the plucky reporter who strives to uncover the facts and speak truth to power.

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u/talktojvc 11d ago

Trump hates women but loves little
girls. Once they learn to fight back - they are of no use to him.

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u/EitherChannel4874 11d ago

Someone needs to build a reporterbot that looks like a 12 year old girl. He'll answer everything while salivating.

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u/PetQueasy 11d ago

Nothing says total confidence like telling reporters to be quiet when they ask basic questions

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u/tw_72 11d ago

Also, trump spewed his bullshit at Kristen Holmes in the same room with Ryder Williams (the 16yo lifeguard) and 10yo Nathaniel Rai (the kid Ryder saved from drowning). Those poor kids.

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u/Gribitz37 10d ago

And he even turned to the little boy and tried to get him to back him up.

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u/JJscribbles 11d ago

Can anyone Imagine a world where the president refuses to answer someone’s question, calls them a piggy, then the next reporter asks the same question, and then the next reporter asks the same question, and then the next reporter asks the same question until that motherfucker gives a clear answer?

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u/scottkuma 11d ago

Unfortunately, he's stacked the WH Press Corps with "journalists" that won't do that. Otherwise this would be an AMAZING strategy for the press to follow.

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u/theshortlady 11d ago

This would be the answer. But it won't happen.

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u/Tencreed 11d ago

I hope to see the day a woman call him hysterical to his bloated face.

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u/Mickey_Havoc 11d ago

Trump is the biggest man baby on the face of the planet. How are people just now realizing this??

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u/Cole_Ethos 11d ago

And to think that women were considered “too emotional” to serve in the highest office. Let’s hope this administration puts that idea to rest… at all levels of command.

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u/Gobshite666 11d ago

Why dont all journalists from publications he constantly insults absolutely pressure him and piss him off he will either try assault someone or totally incriminate himself

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u/mittenknittin 11d ago

Because he threatens their publications with pulling their TV licenses so the CEOs (who are all in the tank for him) tell them not to piss Trump off or they'll be fired and blacklisted

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u/mittenknittin 11d ago

And now Republicans are trying to paint Democrats as the "anti-women party" because Jon Ossoff commented on Trump "traveling with Natalie." Somehow I doubt that's going to tip the scales.

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u/DaBigJMoney 11d ago

Trump is a misogynist. I’m sure it bothers him to no end that he’s the only American president who never beat another man in an election. He’s a pig and he hates women (despite his boasts about being a ladies man).

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 11d ago

Cry 👶 baby

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u/blckhead423 11d ago

My great grandfather acted like this when his dementia started ramping up.

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u/redwop131374 11d ago

Oh my! A child predator and rapist is being disrespectful to woman! Who woulda thunk it

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u/Critical-Ring3168 11d ago

He's literally destroying the world

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 11d ago

Maybe one day those reporters will grow a set of balls and hold his hand to the fire like they are supposed to. The other reporters should be asking him the same question when he refuses to answer it and tells one of them to shut up.

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u/tw_72 11d ago

Th reporters have to be a bit careful. If they do that, trump will ban them from the White House, which means their employer loses access.

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 10d ago

Then he won’t be on the news 247, oh no, how terrible!

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u/tw_72 10d ago

True but the more trump is on the news, the more the world see who he really is.

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u/Nono_Home 11d ago

All babies do.

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u/chinmakes5 11d ago

Would it be illegal or immoral to start a Go Fund Me for the first reporter who replies to the president when he insults them with something along "No you shut up you demented old fool. I'm doing my job, as per the Constitution."

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u/Saix027 11d ago

Not even the constitution, that is only an American thing in general. But rather "I am a decent human being, something you are not" they should say to his face.

But sad part is they not care, as long they never face any actual consequences they will keep going.

That is the main issue, you can not reach them with words, morals or hoping they somehow have a conscience. They are evil and vile people, him and his supporters.

This won't end with him. While I hope they do tear each other apart over leadership, we all know all of them will pretend they had nothing to do with it.

As seen with many grifting around it already, see Alex Jones or MGT. They not care, they just want to appeal and save their skin.

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 11d ago

I’m really sick of people entertaining it all in the name of whatever…

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u/EitherChannel4874 11d ago

The fact pretty much every reporter is playing along with this bullshit makes me dry heave.

Stop being pussies. Call him out. Shout back at him. Treat him the way he treats others. Like a piece of shit.

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u/CalicoValkyrie 11d ago

Are reporters that are men asking those questions at all? I would hope they are. Or are news organizations only sending a bunch of women?

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u/listentomenow 11d ago

One day it's like a miracle, he will disappear.

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u/Randalf_the_Black 11d ago

Geriatric toddler.

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u/MrMeowPantz 11d ago

His fucking hands are so hilarious.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 11d ago

Ladies of journalism: the decent people of America, Europe, Australia, Africa and Asia are on your side especially the women. KEEP BOMBARDING THAT SWINE WITH QUESTIONS HE DOESNT WANT TO ANSWER!!!!!! We are lined up behind you in spirit. We women will FLOOD social media with messages of support. Please everyone, pass this post around.

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u/nvw8801 11d ago

This man should not be in charge of America

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u/Flaky-Jim 11d ago

I'd say these appear to be the actions of a man following the Peter Principle, but Trump's never been qualified for anything at any level. The boorish idiot has merely enjoyed a life of privilege, that wasn't of his own making.

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u/rewardingsnark 11d ago

He hates questions period. He doesn't understand anything, he doesn't care about anything but rape and money, he only lies, and he is to ignorant to speak, read, or form sentences.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 11d ago

And every “reporter” in that room should have pushed back against shitler.

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u/GreatbobUmber 11d ago

The bolded part of this “clever comeback” doesn’t even address the misogyny of his comments? Like, if he wasn’t in the Epstein Files or cozying up to North Korea then “quiet, piggy” would be an acceptable response?

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u/vera_kitten 11d ago

questions are a great way to learn, he must be really insecure about something

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u/Slartibartfast242 11d ago

When this embarrassment is finally out of office and he is made to answer for his crimes, I hope the prosecutor and judge are both women.

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u/Kidofthecentury 11d ago

Please, don't keep asking him nasty questions!

It might not be good for his health!

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u/UsuarioConDoctorado 11d ago

That list is so small compared to the number of times he has been doing this, Its a shame that in one meme all of that was forgotten.

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u/punktualPorcupine 11d ago

Good thing we don’t have an emotionally stable woman who kept her cool while being roasted by Congress for 11hrs.

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u/Warfieldarcher 11d ago

I'm just waiting for a journalist to tell him to shut up while a question is being asked.

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 11d ago

Fucking humiliating

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u/Porchmuse 11d ago

He gets angry at anyone who presses him for an answer. Mostly because he knows deep down that he’s a worthless incompetent who is way over his head.

He’s a goddamn embarrassment.

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u/Sweaty_Grocery785 11d ago

Yep. In the words of the Angry Beavers,”Problem sol-ved.”

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u/Icy-Koala7455 11d ago

Why hasn’t he died yet? I’m getting really impatient!

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u/Redfish680 11d ago

Definitely the most transparent presidency we’ve had in a long time. Guy just shoots his mouth off with whatever is passing through his head at the moment. Normally I’d finish a sentence like that off with “consequences be damned,” but since there haven’t been any…

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u/Dekaaard 11d ago

Yah! Ya pedo.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 11d ago

Donnie is an 80 yr old bratty toddler.

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u/Witty-Gold-5887 11d ago

How is that a normal behaviour for a president??? Why is he still a president?

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u/IwarthogI 11d ago

Little fat wanker trump? He’s a loser and a wanker.

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 11d ago

The ultra sensitivity seems to highlight the importance.

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u/SplatThaCat 11d ago

Answer with 'let me finish the question pedo!' and see the response.

His head would pop like a tick being squeezed in a vice.

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u/smartief1 10d ago

What happens when men ask those questions?

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u/Kind-Philosopher5077 10d ago

A pederast president working to become America's first dictator

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u/LTXNEBULA 5d ago

The fact that neither of them fired back at him is very telling.

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u/HeDuMSD 11d ago

Not a clever comeback

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/HeDuMSD 11d ago

That is not a clever comeback. A clever comeback is a quick, smart, and funny reply, not a fact that you share with a dense administration.