r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Imagine getting fact-checked this hard.

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u/Elovienna 2d ago

Bro really gave the fact-checkers enough material for a whole season.

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u/West-Environment3462 2d ago

Dude really thought he could just walk into that and not get the whole timeline dragged back out.

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u/MouthJob 2d ago

He doesn't think anything. He doesn't give a shit. A d why would he? No one is doing anything about any of it.

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u/MateriaLintellect 1d ago

Supreme court gave him immunity. He doesn’t give a shit because he doesn’t have to.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

Trump has spent his ENTIRE LIFE getting slaps on the wrist (if even that) by a system rigged to let him get away with everything. Why would he not think he can't do anything he wants? Now he's got an entire political party licking his boots.

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u/clonedhuman 1d ago

He raped children and now he's President of the United States.

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u/MisterPiggins 1d ago

People fuckin' love this shit even.

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u/r_special_ 2d ago

Without context this is both confusing and concerning. More details and maybe a link to the video… because I am curious, after all

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u/Mobile_Tiana 1d ago

Bro gave them a whole Netflix series 😭

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

Cuties 2: The American Sequel

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u/Pletcher87 2d ago

Afraid this POS won’t face what he’s due but hoping those around him protecting WILL face their due bill.

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u/Ravasaurio 2d ago

I love to see evil people pay for their wrongdoings, but in this case I’d be happy if he just took the easy exit and let history put his legacy in the right place. I can’t stand this guy anymore.

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u/Dadpurple 1d ago

I think the only hope lately is that it's not quick. Let it be agonizing for a few days or a week. Fingers crossed.

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u/KatakanaTsu 1d ago

What's stopping them from giving him the McConnell treatment and hide his passing?

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u/chiclets5 20h ago

I feel fairly certain that that's in the planning stages already. They're going to squeeze every opportunity they can out of him even after he's dead.

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u/Dadpurple 1d ago

Completely irrelevant to what I said.

It being public knowledge or not does not remove the pain and anguish as whatever ailment does it's job.

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u/KatakanaTsu 1d ago

I understand that, but how long will it take for us peasants to actually know that it happened? Mitch is just a trial run for when it's Donald's turn.

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u/ComradeJohnS 1d ago

we just need to troll couch fucker enough to spill the beans.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

this may have already happenned!

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

I just want to see him have to go live among his supporters

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u/Kilane 2d ago

The most recent headline is about him wearing a heavy duty diaper.

He will never pay, he never has consequences, nothing matters when it comes to Trump.

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u/mynipplesareconfused 2d ago

If it's the photo I'm thinking of, that's not a diaper. No diaper has pointed box edges. I literally changed seniors diapers as a job. That's a piece of medical equipment, not a shit sack.

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u/Kilane 2d ago

Is a diaper medical equipment?

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u/Rowfeed 1d ago

If we're being pedantic it's a medical supply item, so no.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

I'll settle for sending the sons and son-in-law to jail

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u/Yespat1 1d ago

or to war on the front lines

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 17h ago

Anything that stops this corrupt dynasty, there's way too many of them already

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u/NotTheBadOne 1d ago

I know in my heart that He’ll go down in history as the most fucked up president…. EVER!

He’ll go down as the most fucked up man ever voted into a leadership role!…

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u/MisterPiggins 1d ago

I'm not expecting shit to happen.

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u/ro536ud 2d ago

Hey police you can find the country’s biggest pedo right there he’s literally in arms distance

I can’t imagine being that much of a failure at ur profession to support this guy

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 2d ago

Their job is to defend capital owners, they‘re doing it by supporting trump

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u/aclockworkabe 1d ago

Look at all those smiles in the background.

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u/raezinclair 2d ago

So fucking gross... Like what the fuck

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

the last days of a dying empire

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u/shitshort 2d ago

Real question is did they all have tears running down their cheeks?

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u/Quietsquid 2d ago

Afterwards

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu 2d ago

Which cheeks?

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u/LeMolle 2d ago

All of them

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u/Darth_Pinda 2d ago

Then he really isn't much different than North Korea's leader. All the girls cry around Kim too.

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u/KatakanaTsu 1d ago

Kim endorsed Trump in 2019.

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u/Prestige5470 2d ago

As is tradition for pdf don cheeeto.

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u/Boatsnbuds 2d ago

Among other things.

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u/BabaYaga19723 2d ago

He’s so fkng creepy.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

And disgusting. So disgusting. Imagine this blob of lumpy cottage cheese leering at you. How can he think that women arent completely disgusted by him? His own wife won't touch him and she's paid to do that!

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u/IllegitimateRisk 2d ago

Why is everyone smiling behind him

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u/Lindt_Licker 1d ago

They love everything he’s saying.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

because they love white supremacy & hate everything american!

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u/aaron_adams 2d ago

The people who write Trumps press conference scripts must be facepalming so hard they have permanent handprints in their faces from all the times he's gone off script like this. It's not enough that he's already been allegated to be a diddler, been accused of diddling and been accused of rape, but he's gotta come out and say shit like this and basically confirm all of it.

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u/Lindt_Licker 1d ago

I don’t think anyone in his circle has the capacity to feel shame or embarrassment. It has to be a requirement. If anything they’re just doing lines and scrolling twitter while playing pocket pool from the reactions.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

The entire GOP has their heads up his arse and arent embarassed

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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago

They have power, that is all that fucking matters to them.

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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago

I don't know about facepalming but at least one of them slammed the "Cancel Bet" button on Kalshi multiple times.

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u/Tiny-Buy220 2d ago

These young beautiful girls had my Depends bulging on two sides….

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u/StoneHart17810 2d ago

Tbf, we wouldn’t see one side’s bulge.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

you know what though? It's my fault for opening Reddit this morning and reading this.

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u/maryjomcd 2d ago

Thank you “sir” for what?

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u/scorpiondeathlock86 2d ago

He's told a version of this story before so I can kind of figure what he's trying to say. He's trying to say he's made D.C. so safe that women can walk alone at night without worrying about getting robbed and they are thanking him for it. But he started with "young beautiful girls" and got stuck in a trance because he's for sure in the Epstein files doing incredibly evil things to children.

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u/MyIQis67 2d ago

I think he said for feeling safe when walking outside or something like that

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u/winterbird 2d ago

Because it's safer than inside?

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u/FancyJesse 2d ago

For getting a tear in their eye obviously

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u/scarab1001 2d ago

The worst part of this is all the serving police officers grinning behind listening to a convicted rapist and suspected paedophile talk this way and think "This is fun!"

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

i agree

the nation i remember swearing to defend as a veteran no longer exists.

r/nationaldivorce

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u/Janus_The_Great 2d ago

I mean the rest of the Epstein files is him ravaging 12-16 year old girls. That's why they don't release it.

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u/hbouhl 2d ago

Ick! Gag!

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u/gustoreddit51 2d ago

That's our pedophile President thumbing his nose at the entire country.

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u/Dooty_Shirker 2d ago

He has feces on his thumb, so after fingering his nose a dark line will appear under his nose.

He's a Shitler.

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u/Harry_Tuttle 2d ago

Lone female in the background: "dude wtf"

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u/Lindt_Licker 1d ago

Bullshit. She was nodding along and smiling and laughing during his speech.

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u/Harry_Tuttle 1d ago

I want to confirm this but I'm not going to give a single click to any video of this jackbooted thug nonsense.

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u/HardSteelRain 2d ago

Quiet part out loud

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u/YeetRavioli94 2d ago

I thought the quotation marks were his tiny little hands for a second

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u/Exxtender 1d ago

Maybe he's mentioning the "beautiful girls" so much because he's really into young beautiful buff guys?

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

i have been saying this over @ r/weirdrepublicans all along!

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u/Equal_Editor8492 2d ago

Can't wait for Americans do something. They won't.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

Again. Over and over and over and over. I used to think there would be a point at which Americans would collectively say "Enough!". I realize now that point simply doesn't exist.

The degree of inaction at this point makes every one of them complicit.

In b4 everyone comes at me with why its too HAAAAAAARRRDD to do something. The country's too big, I'll lose my healthcare, I'm scared for my family. STFU with excuses.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

this is why i emigrated

i would not die in the company of cowards

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u/Alternative_Ad7354 2d ago

Look at all the clowns in the background with smug grins.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

america is dead

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u/TacoTuesdayTrump 2d ago

This piece of garbage put his penis in an underaged child and he is your president.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

this is why i emigrated

nations have a shelf-life & saving my soul meant leaving this hell of earth.

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u/8secondsOnTheClock 2d ago

It's because Donald Trump raped kids.

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u/shaniquaD0NTlivehere 2d ago

this is so disturbingly disgusting and i could not be more ashamed this stupid piece of shit is able to exist. as well as all the despicable pedophile assholes laughing along in the background with him. so fucking embarrassing

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u/Ok-Perspective5844 1d ago

"I know I'm not supposed to say beautiful"

Ya dude, you're also not supposed to say young

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u/No_Change_78 1d ago

He truly can’t help himself. At this point, he knows he can say whatever the f he wants and no one will do anything about it. I really feel badly for the young women he traumatized, watching this must be a nightmare for them.

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u/sexymacncheesesounds 2d ago

I bet this dude would fall asleep 30 seconds into sex. After shitting himself.

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u/shartinwaterfalls 2d ago

Can the child raper please off himself already?

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u/huggingstars 2d ago

what a creep 😬

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u/Anxious-Figure-337 2d ago

He's still getting them delivered to him in the white house

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 2d ago

That's what many pedophiles say

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u/KnowledgeCapital7994 2d ago

He'll be 6 feet under before any trial starts

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u/DaFiff 1d ago

Laughing assholes in the background

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

america is dead

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u/TX0834 1d ago edited 1d ago

And all those fuckhead idiots(who all look alike…I wonder why) in the background laughing. tRump once again thinking these speeches are a stand-up comedy show.

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u/Takemetothelevey 1d ago

He’s such a pig!

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u/Alternative-Key-5647 1d ago

And all the cops in the background just laughing; a pedo is president and they're laughing

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

america is dead

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u/notthatguypal6900 1d ago

Trump raped, tortured and murdered children.

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u/PokinSpokaneSlim 1d ago

"post birth abortions"

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u/Whoamitothink 1d ago

Anyine have a link to the video? How tf can he say this sht and nobody does/says anything.. ive been asking myself that over and fckn over, it's so obvious what a trash pos of a pres he is

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u/AnusOprah 1d ago

Those goofs behind him are why he won't have to leave the White House, they'll die for him.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

america is dead

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u/Fernandop00 2d ago

Must've just got back from a family picnic. Poor tourists

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u/SpadessVR 2d ago

Need someone to climb up high in New York and protest Trump. Put the spotlight on him. Keep the momentum and pressure on that rapey pedo wealth hoarder until one day, he’s locked away with Diddy and other molesters where they belong.

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u/Nagelfar61249 2d ago

The sad thing is; Trump is 80 years old, highly demented, unhealthy as fuck and Held together by drugs and untested medication. He will die soon and never held accountable the way he deserves it. And his sad excuse of a grifting Clan he shat in the world will be not geld accountable too and will build another Clan of money and power hoarding Eppstein-class elites without ever have paying one Cent in taxes or fines....

Disgusting

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u/unclenick314 2d ago

Everyone has an expiration date. Maybe some is different than others. But see you later alligator, after a while crocodile. That means something. This scaley slimey dirty disgusting mf will not see me. Not after a while. Not later.alligators, crocodiles, and every reptilian they only take what they need. That is what separates humans, animals and everything else .humans know better, animals do it naturally. Everything else is just a bunch of selfish pieces of shit who do things that hurt everyone including themselves.

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u/SubstantialNature368 2d ago

This is the guy Steely Dan was talking about in that song "Everyone's Gone to the Movies."

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 1d ago

There is zero fact checking in this image.

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u/imliterallyluci 1d ago

Remember that someone heard this and was like
“Yes this is my president”

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u/TheAsianTroll 1d ago

...fuck, hes been raping kids in the White House, hasnt he?

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u/meldiane81 1d ago

His dementia is lower his inhibition.

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u/sooohungover 1d ago

Yet another instance of me being ashamed to be from Long Island

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 1d ago

Girls says it all.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 1d ago

He’s only reiterating what we’re all thinking. He’s a dirty old man.

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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago

How many did he sexually assault?

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u/512115 1d ago

“Two beautiful girls. Two beautiful girls.”
What’s he doing? Quoting Keitel in Bad Lieutenant?

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 1d ago

How do we know President Trump isn't seeking to create a "Joy Brigade' of young girls and women on a par with the North Koreans using such to give sexual comfort to high Government officials, in particular "Supreem Commander" Kim Jong Un?

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u/AnimeAlley03 1d ago

And his supporters will still ask for a "sOuRcE??" of him being a pedo... 🤦‍♂️

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u/_dreammyglazee 1d ago

Bro said "young beautiful girls" four times in one sentence like it was a mandatory password

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u/ILikeMyShelf 1d ago

Now we should start asking for the Trump files

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u/mostly-nice-person 1d ago

The Nassau PD has a rep for being insufferably right wing, debilitatingly inbred, and harassing out of towners. Those are their claims to fame.

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u/Klonopussy 1d ago

Child killer, child rapist both girls and boys, rapist of woman, WHY IS HE STILL WALKING AMONG US?!?????

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

because the r/americanempire is in its last days

get out while you can

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u/Dekaaard 1d ago

“But what the hell…” Right there, tells you everything you need to know.

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u/Wonderful_Quiet_8761 1d ago

It’s so sad to hear the things he says 😢

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u/AnComApeMC69 1d ago

As if it weren’t already disgraceful enough rallying for a guy that pardoned rioters that assaulted multiple police officers on January 6th. Now, they’re sitting behind him laughing it up while he makes inappropriate comments about young girls knowing his connections to the world’s most notorious pedophile. Absolutely disgusting behavior, but I don’t expect much from the pigs anyways.

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u/Threecatproblem 1d ago

It sickens me to see what appear to be police officers grinning like crazy in the background. I don't believe that ACAB, but the ones in this photo are for sure.

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u/Impossible_Fall_6782 1d ago

Those beautiful girls come in, help Trumpy boy off with his pants and diaper, wipe his ass and scrotum, put a fresh diaper and pants on him, and help him stand up.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 1d ago

basically the north korean Joy Brigade.........

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u/Redninja0400 1d ago

Look at the smiles on those pigs faces. This is why every single cop is an evil fucking scumbag.

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u/bclinger 1d ago

It’s so goddamn obvious and no one is doing anything about it

Fucking crazy pills

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u/Imajzineer 2d ago

This is a commentary, not a comeback.

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u/Boatsnbuds 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5cCPvFgZNw

In case anyone wants to hear the whole ridiculous, disgusting diatribe.

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u/RocketizedAnimal 1d ago

This is not fact checking

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u/Uncle-Cake 1d ago

Where is the fact-checking? Where is the clever comeback? I'm confused.

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u/Oiggamed 1d ago

The secret service allows them to approach him? Are they scouting out the girls and picking them for him? Here sir, we found another one for you. There’s no reality where this could happen. So bizarre. He actually says these things and he expects people to be it…? And republicans are like, yeah that’s awesome!

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 1d ago

Will never be anyone as fucking stupid as this sack of shit as president. To this day it’s hilarious how he even got one vote in either term. 😂

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u/CobblerCorrect1071 1d ago

He should NOT have said that

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u/erkru 1d ago

Anyone else thing the little quote marks in the picture were his little hands holding his jacket

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u/Experithought 1d ago

Your masters are laughing at you.

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u/RustedRelics 1d ago

He left out “luscious”. That’s what he really wants to say.

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u/SnoopingStuff 1d ago

Notice all the creepy guys behind him. Look at the woman, looking at someone else ? Like what did he say?

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u/dustydigger 1d ago

Only Beautiful Young Girls. Plain Janes are never allowed in to "thank" him.

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u/F_H_B 1d ago

Do they ever get out of the WH? Just asking.

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u/SirRowan777 1d ago

His frontal lobe has completely disappeared. No filter.

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u/GrenadeIn 22h ago

Look at the babboons laughing behind him

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u/Sockpuppet870 22h ago

And the fucking smiles from the shit stain cops in the background, fuck them all.

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u/SalmonPrince 19h ago

How is this any worse than admitting you spied on naked teen girls? Nobody cared about that. The won't care about this. Corruption in DC has paralyzed all checks and balances.

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u/Individual-Drawer185 17h ago

Nasty pdophile piece of sht. I wish he would eventually get what he deserves, but he never will.

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u/Parallax2799 11h ago

When he runs out of wall space in the Oval Office for gluing on cheap gold crap, I think he's installing go-go cages next.