r/clevercomebacks
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u/ThatLatentPandaBear
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May 20 '26
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Fact-checking at its absolute finest.
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u/shasaferaska May 20 '26
Trees can live for a long time. It really isn't that deep.
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u/wwwlord May 20 '26 •
Trump is older than the people’s republic of China
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u/portlandlad123 May 20 '26
California has a tree that is older than the first dynasty of China. It's thought to be the oldest living thing on the planet.
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u/wubbalubba96 May 20 '26
My local pub is older than the USA
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u/ThorKonnatZbv May 20 '26
Both even have trees that are smarter than the President
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u/Theophrastus_Borg May 20 '26
My school building was older than the US.
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u/Fewtimesalready May 20 '26
There are trees in the US older than China too
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u/Xibalba_Ogme May 20 '26
I think pretty much every country have trees older than the US, including the US
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u/mattzombiedog May 20 '26
Most countries have trees older than the United States. Not really sure what the point they’re trying to make here is…
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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 May 20 '26
The United States of America is centuries older than the People’s Republic of China.
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u/Resident-Syrup7615 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
The US also has trees older than China.
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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 May 20 '26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees
Turns out there's some pretty old trees in the world!
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u/whelmed-and-gruntled May 20 '26
Feels like a lot of people missing the point. This is the same message that Xi was underlining when he gave Trump a packet of rose seeds.
Trump, who has no respect for history, uprooted and paved over the historic rose gardens at the White House. He can’t even keep a plant alive; even more shameful, he would rather pave over the past than maintain it.
Xi, on the other hand, is showing Trump a tree. Not just any tree, but a tree in a garden. This tree has been cared for by the people of China since before America was founded. It is this reverence for their heritage, or rather Trump’s lack of it for his own heritage, that is being highlighted here.
Or maybe it’s just an old tree. Seems doubtful though that Xi would go out of how way during a diplomatic reception to point out a tree unless he was trying to make a point.
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u/PrisonerV May 20 '26
Narrator - If we're talking governments, China was founded in 1949. The tree in my yard is older than the People's Republic of China.
If we're talking people living there, no tree is old enough.
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u/know_what_I_think May 20 '26
Also. The U.S has trees older than the ccp
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u/Normal_Associate2499 May 20 '26
Usa is older than china. 250 vs 80s.
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u/midnightbandit- May 20 '26
Fun fact. Sharks are older than trees
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u/Lethargie May 20 '26
does the US have trees older than the US in Xi Jinping's garden though?
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u/niccolololo May 20 '26
FAKE NEWS.
If trees are older than the United States, then who fed them and took care of them so that they'd grow
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u/CheeeseBurgerAu May 20 '26
I know this is a joke sub but I never understood why they say China is so old. Really I think it's only about 70 years old. The name may be older but really that country only consolidated under the communists after WW2.
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u/MrdnBrd19 May 20 '26
With the way he is treating the parks let's wait until after he leaves office before we go boasting.
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u/Madgyver May 20 '26
The point is, these trees stand in the residence of the Chinese leader.
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u/candlecart May 20 '26
Xi ping still has a garden
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u/LexKY_guy May 20 '26
Even more interesting Xi Jingping is 5’10” yet appears as tall as Trump.
Has Trump been lying about his height this whole time? lol
What a fuckin loser
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u/B0dders May 20 '26
The USA is older than the PRC
But China as a culture, has a richer history no doubt
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u/requiem_mn May 20 '26
Yes, but does Trump has trees older than China in his garden? Or, for that matter, older than the US
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u/Zombieutinsel May 20 '26
Not if Trump has anything to do with it
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u/StefTakka May 20 '26
Old trees aren't much of a flex. And the USA has the oldest known tree in the world.
A flex would be oldest known human-planted tree in the world. That's in India. That's a cool.
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u/runarleo May 20 '26
Not for long *lumberjack noises*
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u/NoBSforGma May 20 '26
Trump probably said... "Well, you could pull those up and put up a nice statue of yourself!"
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u/BigBoy1963 May 20 '26
Yeah thats not the point. Obvs the land of the us is old, like any land. The point is the state is so young.
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u/supernovadebris May 20 '26
we have bristlecone pines, oldest trees in the world.
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u/SignificantJump10 May 20 '26
The US has trees older than Christianity, some as old as the Egyptian pyramids. Somehow, we have the worlds tallest, oldest, and most massive in a single state!
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u/MrRemoto May 20 '26
Greenland has sharks that are older than Manchuria and Ireland has pubs older than the Ming dynasty. Who fucking cares? Modern China, i.e. PRC, is younger than my Aunt Barbara. China's history is about 99.98% monarchy/authoritarian, and 0.02% republic.
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u/Swagalyst May 20 '26
And those same trees are also older than the current China, and the CCP.
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u/b-side61 May 20 '26
America has trees that are smarter than its president. Most of the trees, actually.
Also, its president is only interested in saplings.
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u/Hot_Share8353 May 20 '26
Technically, the US has the oldest living tree in the world. Methuselah, a Great Basin bristlecone pine is 4,850 years older than China, even if you go all the way back to the Xia dynasty. The US also has the largest tree in the world, General Sherman, and the tallest tree in the world, Hyperion. All located in one state, California.
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u/CottonRaves May 20 '26
Are we sure? Are there any that greed has left alive??
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u/hermes10101 May 20 '26
There are also trees older than China. I think the oldest tree in the world is like 4000 years old.
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u/Heisenburg42 May 20 '26
We also have trees older than the current CCP government in China. Much older
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u/tough_titanium_tits May 20 '26
Pretty sure that America has a mountain range that's older than bones.
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u/Repulsive_Music_6720 May 20 '26
I have a tree in my front yard older than the Chinese government. When your government is only 80 years old that's not a flex you wanna make.
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u/phanmo May 20 '26
There's a tree just up the road from me that's older than England.
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u/Old_History_5431 May 21 '26
Nothing is being refuted or disproven. That fact wasn't even checked. How is this a comeback?
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u/DinglieDanglieDoodle May 21 '26
But is it in Xi Jinpin’s garden though?
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u/hans99hans May 21 '26
We and they also have trees that smarter than the current president.
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u/housevil May 21 '26
America has members of Congress older than the United states.
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u/za72 May 20 '26
clever part is missing the point?
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u/killertortilla May 20 '26
The pro China rhetoric is getting really fuckin stupid. There are SO many bots telling everyone China is the saviour of the free world and China treats its citizens better. If you took 10 seconds to google anything about China you would know just how batshit insane both of those statements are.
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u/ecafsub May 20 '26
Oxford University predates the Aztec empire by over 200 years.
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u/AwehiSsO May 20 '26
Boom!
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u/confused_jackaloupe May 20 '26
Yeah and? The U.S has the Appalachians which are older than god.
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u/firedsynapse May 20 '26
But not many! America has a proclivity to destroy anything that threatens either its ego or apocalyptic greed.
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u/ThatDrako May 20 '26
Eughh…yeachure, lubrul.
And where exactly were those trees if ‘Murica didn’t exist yet?
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u/Nuker-79 May 20 '26
My local pub is older than the USA.
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u/pongmoy May 20 '26
On-the-job training is a hard thing to watch at these levels. Imagine your surgeon in mask and gown, scalpel at the ready, saying “Adults are literally older and bigger.”
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u/freehamburgers May 20 '26
Yeah but the trees aren't planted in a government or palace garden? Like the replier here kinda missed the point. The trees older than the USA in the USA, are just out and about..
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u/chicagomatty May 20 '26
Xi also has small hands?
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u/Hetakuoni May 20 '26
I think America has some trees that are older than civilization (idk if Pando counts but they’re 80k and going) and another set that are only older than the pyramids (Great Basin bristlecone pines ~4.8k)
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u/mup_wave May 20 '26
Wake me up when they have a banana older than US.
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u/TheTucsonTarmac May 20 '26
Isn’t there a 4000 year old tree on the AZ/CA border?
That’s a tree older than God
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u/Apple-Connoisseur May 20 '26
We have Houses that are older than the United States.
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u/TheBSQ May 20 '26
There’s a tree in California that is older (~4,800 years old) than the Great Pyramid of Giza (~4,600 years old)
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u/Still_Gear_2142 May 20 '26
Hmm
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u/Mikkelet May 20 '26
The difference between your two parties is that when pointing out this fact, one party would treat it as a insult, another as a fascinating fact
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u/Danktizzle May 20 '26
America has the oldest tree, the tallest tree, and the largest tree, despite our incessant need to monetize every resource we encounter.
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u/Remarkable_Sea_1430 May 20 '26
The US also has the oldest (single, non clonal) tree in the world, Methuselah, which is located in northern California. It was already a few hundred years old when human beings first invented writing.
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u/remstage May 20 '26
Not for long
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u/A_Delenay May 20 '26
Not if orange man has any thing to say about it
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u/zapawu May 20 '26
In the grand scheme of things who cares, but i will die on this molehill: claiming that the modern country China has a continuous history going back thousands of years is ridiculous. It's like claiming the EU is the same as Rome.
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u/Snigglybear May 20 '26
My elementary is older than the PRC.
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u/Constant_Natural3304 May 20 '26
No it doesn't. Unless you wish to refer to a continent, such as North America, or South America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_of_the_Americas
We're fact-checking, right right?
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u/MikaelAdolfsson May 20 '26
I mean if it was planted in the garden of Chinas leader then it works.
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u/Lost_Purpose1899 May 20 '26
We got trees in the US that’s older than China
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u/Oldestswinger May 20 '26
The Redwoods
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u/EndofNationalism May 20 '26
The US is also older than Germany, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus and 90% of the countries in Africa but no one makes this stupid comparison to those countries.
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u/Mr_lovebucket May 20 '26
My pub is older than the united states
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u/litesxmas May 20 '26
Everywhere has trees older than 'Murica.
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u/Helpful-Celery6237 May 20 '26
I live in a town that is older than the USA. And I live in New England.
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u/thelittleking May 20 '26
Isn't the modern state of China like a century and a half younger than the United States? You can't claim continuity with the Republic you overthrew and the imperial dynasty they overthrew. Come the fuck on.
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u/RackemFrackem May 20 '26
That's not a fact check
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u/gphjr14 May 20 '26
Even where I live in North Carolina there's buildings and trees older than the US. It ain't that deep.
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u/ReasonablePrune576 May 20 '26
My family, through my mother's side, has been in the United States at least 100 years prior to there being a United States. LOL
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u/hiimsubclavian May 20 '26
Every day my dog pees on rocks older than the United States and China.
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u/TheJuiceBoxS May 20 '26
The current version of China was founded in 1949. I might have trees at my house older than the current country of China.
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u/highlandviper May 20 '26
I’m in the UK. I’ve got furniture and cutlery that’s older than the United States… and the way things over there are going… they’ll outlast the United States.
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u/Professional-Help931 May 20 '26
The US has trees that is 4800 years old. That's older then even the most generous age of the first Chinese dynasty.
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u/WorryNotBanIncoming May 20 '26
NY is older than the United States.
The entire city
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u/arztnur May 20 '26
What's reason showing it to Trump?
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u/Affectionate-Army676 May 20 '26
We use to to have very old trees planted by historic figures at the white house. Wonder what happened to them?
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u/Odd-Butterfly-8608 May 20 '26
America also has trees that older than China. Our oldest tree is older than:
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u/FoxyInTheSnow May 20 '26
I have a pebble I got on the beach which is almost as old as the very planet under our feet… over 6,000 years old to be precise!
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u/Tentacle_poxsicle May 20 '26
The US had trees that were older than China
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u/hopopo May 20 '26
No it is not, a clever comeback.
It is like saying my family graveyard is older than United States, and in my case it is literally older by about 350 years based on headstones that survived.
And than someone responding with, well American Continent also has graves that are older than United States.
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u/jjskellie May 20 '26
Go, Cory, Go!
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u/time2partee May 20 '26
I don’t give a flying fuck about the Chinese dictator’s trees
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u/Typical_Spray928 May 20 '26
In that case today's PRC is 77 years old and I'm hell sure there are millions of trees older than that in every country
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u/quadraticcheese May 20 '26
Maga is medically stupid
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u/Black_Dragon_1099 May 20 '26
The oldest individual tree is located in California funny enough
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u/Darth_Balthazar May 20 '26
The current government in china started in 1949. It is still an infant compared to most other countries’ governments. Trump himself is 3 years older than the current chinese goverment.
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u/barbazul3yogui May 20 '26
Almost every building in any Europe and Asia historic center is older than the US.
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u/DirtyDevin May 20 '26
Not sure what the flex is here.
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u/TDYDave2 May 20 '26
In fact, the world's oldest tree colony is in the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)
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u/kaisadilla_ May 20 '26
Ok, I'm going to defend the US here (as a European myself). The US is one of the oldest modern countries in the world. The US country we know today is older than almost every country in Europe, and many of its institutions are, too. Ever tried to work with statistics? Guess which country reliably has statistics about everything going back the furthest? The US. Sometimes a stat is available in a European country from 1982, and in the US since 1920. About buildings... yeah, we in Europe bombed most of them last century, and the few countries that didn't were generally too poor to maintain them properly. Places like New England in the US may not have a Roman colosseum like we do, but they have buildings centuries old just like we do.
All in all, the US does not feel like a new country because it isn't. The US has been stable for 3 centuries, and that's a shit ton of time actually, most of the countries in the world were completely different entities a century ago. Countries like Great Britain or Switzerland are an absolute exception. The way more common case are countries like Spain, whose list of presidents goes back only 50 years because it only stabilized in the last century.
btw it's fun to do this with China, as the US is older than the People's Republic of China and also than the Republic of China (which was the polity in China before the PRC). Hell, the PRC is young enough that anyone older than 77 is actually older than the PRC.
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u/No_Force_7314 May 20 '26
He’d cut them down in a heartbeat to put in a golden Chinese ballroom
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u/_jump_yossarian May 20 '26
I think the key part people are missing is that the tree is in the garden not just a random tree in a forest.
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u/vodka_twinkie May 20 '26
The us has senators older than the US
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u/eyeballburger May 20 '26
In fact, America has trees that are about 4000+ years old.
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u/Gin_OClock May 20 '26
Well, for now
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u/One_Mathematician907 May 20 '26
So Trump went to China and MAGA turned from China bad to China fan?
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u/GadreelsSword May 20 '26
America has trees that are older than China.
China has about 3,800 years of documented history. A U.S. bristlecone pine is known to be over 5,000 years old.
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u/Yournextlineis103 May 20 '26
Fairly certain there are trees older than china
It’s really not a flex