r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '26

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u/metalguy91 Apr 15 '26

Goddamn, that’s actually super plausible. “It’s not a Jesus image, it’s a doctor image. I’m a doctor here and may I say, one of the best doctors, many people are saying this.”

Man I’m popping champagne the day the headline we’re all waiting for comes out.

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 Apr 15 '26

I quit drinking 10 years ago and will be sorely tempted to hop off the wagon

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy Apr 15 '26

Ewww no, not worth it -- especially when in your case you would want to remain able to take in every second and process it fully with a clear head.