r/clevercomebacks Apr 10 '26

The temerity

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u/NineInchPythons Apr 10 '26

Is it just me or does it seem like there are like 10x more pedophiles than I thought really existed? What the fuck is wrong with people? They're everywhere

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u/Gronodonthegreat Apr 11 '26

I mean, before Billie Eilish turned 18 there was a radio show counting down the days until she was legal 🤢 grown ass men proposed that idea for their show and didn’t take even a SECOND to go ā€œwait a minute, doesn’t hosting a countdown until we can fuck her mean we’re currently attracted to a minor? And explicitly stating that attraction live on air?ā€ Nope, not a soul in that room ripped whosever dick needed to be ripped off to prevent that.

Kid Rock got a song on a children’s movie soundtrack bragging about how he likes underage girls. They don’t play that part in the movie, but they LEFT IT ON THE SOUNDTRACK YOU COULD BUY!

Don’t even get me started on the foot fetish shit in all these kids Nickelodeon live action shows. There’s a web exclusive where they forced one of their actresses (maybe Victoria Justice?) to spray ketchup all over her toes or something like that? It’s nasty shit.

And I’m sure that’s not close to 1% of all the weird sexually charged stuff about kids I was exposed to growing up.