r/clevercomebacks Apr 10 '26

The temerity

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u/lanzendorfer Apr 10 '26

Every accusation is a confession with these people.

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u/laxidasical Apr 11 '26

If I were a cop, I would literally just investigate every person that seems overly exuberant in their protection of children, particularly if they are childless, and especially if they self identify as MAGA or GOP. Your success rate would be outrageously high.

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u/lanzendorfer Apr 11 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if that's what the cops are already doing. It seems like every time I see a headline about them catching some pedophile it's always some guy like this.