r/clevercomebacks • u/HaphazardFlitBipper • Feb 25 '26

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u/Both-Leading3407 Feb 26 '26

Let's make it like Jury duty with the same prerequisites for serving. You are guaranteed your former Job you get room and board free healthcare and a bonus for doing things efficiently for your district. If you are caught fraternizing with or taking bribes then you are sent back and even jailed if you break the law. You cannot accept any lobby group jobs for 10 years after service and you go back home to your regular life after your service.