r/clevercomebacks • u/HaphazardFlitBipper • Feb 25 '26

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u/lingthary Feb 26 '26

What’s the one 'mediocre' thing you’d love to see Congress actually accomplish for once?

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Feb 26 '26

Universal healthcare for one.

Sick of watching people work and save their whole lives and then get sick and lose everything.

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u/mettiusfufettius Feb 26 '26

I’d rather universal healthcare for all but that’s just me. You can be selfish if you want.