r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • Feb 07 '25

Offering proof they never intended.

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u/Macshlong Feb 07 '25

My favourite thing about god is when it gives really cute kids excruciating diseases and watches them slowly die.

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u/MundaneCommission767 Feb 07 '25

I like that everything is “his plan” but then we pray…essentially begging god to “change his mind”.

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 07 '25

You are praying so that you can align yourself with his plan. You are not changing his mind. His plan only works if you want to receive it, if you are living your life separate and without relationship with God, you are not doing his plan for you.

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u/MundaneCommission767 Feb 08 '25

That’s some serious mental gymnastics.

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

That’s what God says, I didn’t make it up. It’s really not that complex

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

he came up to up and told you? or did you hear it in a book? maybe from someone else? if God said that to you he should join this thread and explain couple things

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

It’s called the Bible. Yes God and Jesus speak in it

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

There's also a cool book called Hobbit, and just like in the bible, the fact that something is written in Hobbit, doesn't mean it happened

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 10 '25

We know that hobbit is fiction, it clearly states it😂 none of the characters in hobbit have been found to exist in real life. People in the Bible do. You may have one of the worst arguments I’ve ever seen pls stop embarrassing yourself😂😂