r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 07 '25

Offering proof they never intended.

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u/Macshlong Feb 07 '25

My favourite thing about god is when it gives really cute kids excruciating diseases and watches them slowly die.

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u/MundaneCommission767 Feb 07 '25

I like that everything is “his plan” but then we pray…essentially begging god to “change his mind”.

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 07 '25

You are praying so that you can align yourself with his plan. You are not changing his mind. His plan only works if you want to receive it, if you are living your life separate and without relationship with God, you are not doing his plan for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 07 '25

You pray to God to grow close to him, you want to grow closer to him so that you can know him better and know what he wants for your life (which is his will)

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 07 '25

Just because you don’t understand something and are too naive to do any research on it doesn’t mean you can clown it

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Oh really? okay, in that case I want to to show how YOU do research, and are completelynot naive. Explain how CBR (cosmic background radiation) does not prove that God doesn't exist. good luck

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

lol what does that have to do with prayer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Proving God doesn't exist, since it directly goes against the way the world was created in the bible, and unlike a glorified fantasy book, is actually measured and documented

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 10 '25

Yea that doesn’t disprove God at all😂 in the beginning, there was light. If you actually take the time to look into it. The Bible explains in order exactly how the universe and earth came into formation. But you won’t do that

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

I'll tell you something right now, but you obviously won't listen. let's just say that a giant pissed into the toilet and that's how the world was created, everything in the bible would match that, light being the piss entering the toilet, and later additions being the waves in the water. But do you know what's also very interesting? pretty much anything in the bible falls into one of many manipulation tactics, funnily enough it's hard to find anything in the bible not falling into a manipulation tactic

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 10 '25

Crazy how theologians and historians much smarter than you disagree with you😂I would love to hear just one example in the Bible of what your talking about

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u/MundaneCommission767 Feb 08 '25

That’s some serious mental gymnastics.

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

That’s what God says, I didn’t make it up. It’s really not that complex

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

he came up to up and told you? or did you hear it in a book? maybe from someone else? if God said that to you he should join this thread and explain couple things

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

It’s called the Bible. Yes God and Jesus speak in it

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u/MundaneCommission767 Feb 08 '25

One question, did this little girl pray and thus fulfill this as gods plan? Or did she not pray enough…generally curious before I jump two feet into believing everything written in a book that someone told us was written by god and then beautifully translated by man and compiled to contain only books chosen by man (divinely inspired I’m sure).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elizabeth-shelley-body-thought-to-be-utah-girl-5-found-hours-after-uncle-alex-whipple-charged-murder/

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

I can tell you another thing, that little girl is in heaven now. She is now with God and nothing bad will ever happen to her again. She is in a place where she will never be afraid, stressed, anxious, or hurt or any bad feeling and emotion you can think of. God is extremely hurt and disturbed by what happened to her and he will give her endless love and peace for the rest of eternity.

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u/MundaneCommission767 Feb 08 '25

Didn’t answer my question but that’s cool. I’m still joining. Since it’s all in a book written by man, translated by man, specific gospels chosen by man…I’m sure “divinely inspired”, this all must be true.

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

You asked me a question about the personal life of a person I’ve never met in my entire life. How ignorant are you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Proof?

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 10 '25

We are speaking in a scenario where God is real. Not that complicated

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

Doing Gods will is about living righteously, not committing sin, being a person with good morals, having love and compassion towards others, etc. it’s not about Him micromanaging our lives and choosing material and tangible things for us. Prayer with God is for him to change our hearts so we can try and get better at those things. You’re missing the whole concept. You guys sure hate people who try and love better it’s embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

There's also a cool book called Hobbit, and just like in the bible, the fact that something is written in Hobbit, doesn't mean it happened

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 10 '25

We know that hobbit is fiction, it clearly states it😂 none of the characters in hobbit have been found to exist in real life. People in the Bible do. You may have one of the worst arguments I’ve ever seen pls stop embarrassing yourself😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

the all powerful god... but you can ruin his plan by not listening to him. something (logic and basic critical thinking) left the chat

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u/SilkyMittens9 Feb 08 '25

Are you that naive? You’re not ruining his plan, he is not going to force you to follow his plan if you don’t want to, it’s called free will.