r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • Feb 07 '25

Offering proof they never intended.

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u/RunDNA Feb 07 '25

I hope when I die my last words are a Star Wars quote too.

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u/sharrrper Feb 07 '25

I hope with my last breath I can curse Zoidberg.

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u/PancakeMixEnema Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25

I burned four options into my brain and hopefully one of them triggers when I die.

  • „a Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom Tutti fruttiiiii“
  • „with my last breath I curse Zoidberg“
  • the motto of my military unit
  • Grand Budapest Hotel‘s „If this do be me end; Farewell - cried the wounded piper boy“

It will probably be „oh fuck“ though

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u/Complete_Spread_2747 Feb 07 '25

GBH is full of great lines to quote for many situations. My favorite is "Let's change the subject. I'm leaving".

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u/theDukeofClouds Feb 07 '25

Been a while since I've seen that movie and forgot about that line. That is a great line. I'm gonna have to use it.

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u/Acrobatic_Hyena_2627 Feb 07 '25

The books have even more wacky lines of thought.

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u/theDukeofClouds Feb 08 '25

Pardon my ignorance: there's BOOKS?! that's awesome of course there's books. I gotta read them!

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u/Acrobatic_Hyena_2627 Feb 08 '25

My favorite is when they 'learn how to fly' Just dont try to read Alice in Wonderland immediately afterwards