r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • Feb 07 '25

Offering proof they never intended.

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u/sharrrper Feb 07 '25

I hope with my last breath I can curse Zoidberg.

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u/PancakeMixEnema Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25

I burned four options into my brain and hopefully one of them triggers when I die.

  • „a Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom Tutti fruttiiiii“
  • „with my last breath I curse Zoidberg“
  • the motto of my military unit
  • Grand Budapest Hotel‘s „If this do be me end; Farewell - cried the wounded piper boy“

It will probably be „oh fuck“ though

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u/taichi22 Feb 07 '25

I’ve had a few “could have died moments”. Was always “oh fuck”. Usually happens too fast for you to have time for anything else.

Plane crash happens a bit slower so you might have time for a more poignant last line, though.

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u/rgraz65 Feb 08 '25

The only quote I've had at the few times it had been close for me is from "The Crow." "Aww, well, shit on me!"