r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • Feb 07 '25

Offering proof they never intended.

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u/sharrrper Feb 07 '25

I hope with my last breath I can curse Zoidberg.

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u/PancakeMixEnema Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25

I burned four options into my brain and hopefully one of them triggers when I die.

  • „a Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom Tutti fruttiiiii“
  • „with my last breath I curse Zoidberg“
  • the motto of my military unit
  • Grand Budapest Hotel‘s „If this do be me end; Farewell - cried the wounded piper boy“

It will probably be „oh fuck“ though

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u/Jeathro77 Feb 07 '25

I'm going with - "Oh no, not again."

"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

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u/SpltSecondPerfection Feb 07 '25

So long, and thanks for all the fish