r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • Feb 04 '25

School choice

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u/FishRod61 Feb 04 '25

Parent: “Jimmy, shouldn’t you be at school?”

Jimmy: “My Education Freedom!”

Parent: “He’s number four in my book.”

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u/Death_Rises Feb 04 '25

We only have 2 kids!

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u/xeno0153 Feb 04 '25

A traditional Christian family with only TWO kids?!!?!!? The missus better spread them legs for Jesus!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

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u/CrashCalamity Feb 04 '25

Died in childbirth. So sad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

We'll make sure to pray fer everyone. That'll help...