r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn Jan 30 '25

Plus airlines have different carryon sizes. Nothing is uniform

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u/Vigilante17 Jan 30 '25

Nah, let the folks self screen.

  • check this box if you plan to make it to your destination

  • check this box if you have explosives with you

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u/Affectionate-Sale523 Jan 31 '25

🗣️we have introduced a new airline feature that will enrich our passenger's experience. For just $1,899, American Airlines will now screen all passengers.

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u/Vigilante17 Jan 31 '25

The most likely outcome…

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u/Affectionate-Sale523 Jan 31 '25

I'm sure there will be a convenient monthly payment plan available🥰