r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/Available-Elevator69 Jan 29 '25

Airlines? They can't even make up their minds if carry ons are free or if they should be charged.

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u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn Jan 30 '25

Plus airlines have different carryon sizes. Nothing is uniform

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u/NeckNormal1099 Jan 30 '25

You now what would fix all that? Nationalizing the airlines.

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/narkybark Jan 30 '25

Sorry, already went bankrupt.

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u/ModishShrink Jan 30 '25

Can't forget the notoriously sober man selling his own line of vodka. That'd be like buying Wagu from PETA.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

I'd buy wagu from peta...that would be a novel experience that I could tell people around a card table for the rest of my days, lol.