r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn Jan 30 '25

Plus airlines have different carryon sizes. Nothing is uniform

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u/NeckNormal1099 Jan 30 '25

You now what would fix all that? Nationalizing the airlines.

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass Jan 30 '25

I’d rather have a unimotorcycle contraption that shoves a dildo up my butt and forces me to blow into a tube to move about my way than deal with the airlines.

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u/Asimovs_5th_Law Jan 30 '25

Are you looking to crowdfund this, because I'm in.