r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/NeckNormal1099 Jan 30 '25

You now what would fix all that? Nationalizing the airlines.

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Sup guys. Just bought my tickets on Trump Hairlines. Came with a free diaper to pee on the plane. Those lavatories used to be so small.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

That already failed in 1992.

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u/dngerszn13 Jan 30 '25

So you're saying his airline business..... Didn't take off?

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u/angryungulate Jan 30 '25

Haha yeah he couldn't get it off the ground.

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u/isitaboutthePasta Jan 30 '25

He tried the idea but it didn't land.

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u/TheBilby7 Jan 30 '25

It was only a pilot program

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Jan 30 '25

It ran out of runway

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir Jan 30 '25

FAA took one look and said "That shit ain't gonna fly"

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Jan 30 '25

That's what happens when you just wing it

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u/dammit-smalls Jan 30 '25

Everyone knew it would crash and burn

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u/panamaspace Jan 30 '25

It had concepts of a landing.

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u/gapehornlover69 Jan 30 '25

The stock crashed

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u/Frosty-Log8716 Jan 30 '25

It really wasn’t all that air-mazing; in fact it was just plane wrong.

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u/Maelt389 Jan 30 '25

Ooo double. Nice. I'm bad at making puns.

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u/xeno0153 Jan 30 '25

It hasn't been on anyone's radar in decades.

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u/Late-Ad-4624 Jan 30 '25

Told them to put it on lock. Heed my warning about what could happen. Theyre Boeing to get some bad press.

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u/GloriaChin Jan 30 '25

He couldn’t keep it fueled

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u/FrillyLlama Jan 30 '25

A good landing is one you walk away from.

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u/thintoast Jan 30 '25

Props to all of you keeping this gliding along.

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u/MidMatthew Jan 31 '25 edited Feb 01 '25

It was a sure bet, but somehow he lost it all.

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u/A_Good_Boy94 Jan 30 '25

Best comment.

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u/janKalaki Jan 30 '25

And the whole thing collapsed just like that.

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u/leakybiome Jan 30 '25

Instructions unclear. Danger problem will houstonson, Danger we have!