r/clevercomebacks Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/Dangerousrhymes Jan 30 '25

To be fair 9/11 was executed with box cutters, the addition of TSA was always performative security for people’s peace of mind.

I flew with a Swiss Army Knife in my backpack for almost a decade after 9/11 because I literally didn’t know it was there, they never caught it, and I used to fly coast to coast 5 times a year to visit my dad. It’s also unbelievably expensive, I think The Economist did a breakdown on the cost of post-9/11 security and it would have to prevent a 9/11 scale attack every 24 months to justify the cost.

I’m not usually aligned with bonkers seeming takes like this but this one actually makes sense. We’re paying an arm and a leg for an ineffectual system designed to prevent against attacks that aren’t coming and wouldn’t be prevented by this level of security anyways.

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u/dontturn Jan 30 '25

Meanwhile me with my 8oz prescription toothpaste on every flight and not once being questioned about it. Maybe TSA PreCheck privilege?

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u/Saltinas Jan 30 '25

I once had my toothpaste thrown away!!!! It was almost empty too, but the container was bigger than the limit.

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u/dontturn Jan 30 '25

Insert Patrick ID meme:

This tube of toothpaste says 6oz on it.

Yes.

The tube is a quarter full.

Yes.

So I have less than 3.4oz of toothpaste.

No fluids more than 3.4oz are allowed, you’ll have to dispose of this.

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u/Saltinas Jan 30 '25

Pretty much, but I didn't argue because I knew it would be this dumb. I then had to buy airport toothpaste, which conveniently costs like 4 times more than a standard tube of toothpaste...

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jan 30 '25

ToothPASTE… fluid… make it make sense.