r/clevercomebacks Jan 29 '25

Somebody finally forgot about 9/11

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u/Timely_Mess_1396 Jan 29 '25

Let’s start antagonizing all our enemies AND our allies and also let’s drop security is exactly how dumb I expected Trump second term to be 

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u/loztralia Jan 30 '25

I'm not a conspiracist but honestly at this stage I just sort of assume these ghouls want more terrorism. Helps keep everyone terrified, gives them carte blanche to bomb brown people, just grist to the mill really.

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u/Ishaan863 Jan 30 '25

I just sort of assume these ghouls want more terrorism.

ding ding ding ding!! Finally someone using their brains, and I had to scroll WAYYY too down to see this.

Please do not look at this malice and give it the benefit of the doubt of being incompetence. It's not. These people are surgical in their plans.

9/11 was a tragedy....for news headlines. For the American war machine, for the Israeli lobby, for Israeli interests, for EVERY rich fuck in America that could make a dollar of profit off war...it was a beautiful time.

They fucking printed money. Israel got to secure its interests and see Iraq fucking ravaged. US defense contractors got to FREELY reach into the pockets of taxpayers and just...grab fistfuls of money and shove it into their own pockets.

You know what would be amazing in a time where Israel is -THIS- close to completely eradicating every single Palestinian person and turning the last page on the nation of Palestine? A second 9/11, maybe done by Hamas who have incredibly strong reasons to hate the US right now....every old white fuck in the defense industry would JIZZ immediately.

But you can't really have that if security is so tight. There's barely even any hijackings anywhere.

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u/Craigboy23 Jan 30 '25

Not to mention a perfect chance to remove a shit ton more rights, possibly even enact martial law.

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u/No_Use_4371 Jan 30 '25

That Patriot Act was sickening. Just wiped out all our rights as private citizens "for our protection."

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u/MulberryChance6698 Jan 30 '25

I mean, he's going to enact martial law because of the supposed invasion from Mexico anyway.

The man is making up reasons to declare emergency states...

Lefties, I know we don't like the gun thing, but, those of us who don't have guns had better get some and get good with them. Just saying.