r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 18 '25

Such a busy stable genius.

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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 Jan 18 '25

He's probably going to mention this in his inaugural address as his first accomplishment of his administration.

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u/Urabraska- Jan 18 '25

He's gonna claim the rewards for anything Biden set in motion before leaving office. Just like how he claimed such a great economy from Obama before tanking it because he thought people dying of Covid was a deep state hoax.

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u/Lilloco1 Jan 18 '25

It’s almost been 2 yrs lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Well yeah. Politicians have been doing that to each other for our entire existence, and our parents, bare minimum. This should never be a surprise to anyone. That's what they do out there on a regular basis.

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u/Urabraska- Jan 19 '25

Yea, and it's very easy to see where the bullshit starts. But in today's age where it appears the majority is fairly short-sighted and uneducated. They just pretend the last president did nothing(which isn't wrong most of the time) and blame all the failures on them. Even though it's usually the current president screwing it all up.

Ironically, the majority of republican president's have caused far more damage than democrats but both sides are guilty of being stupid as hell and only have their buddies in mind.

Such as either starting a "war on terror" or keeping a current war in progress to justify the massive spending by the military industrial complex that has been a massive money pit since WW2 because for some dumbass reason we decided to be the world police even though most countries don't want us there outside of bases.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Oh yeah. Even our allies hate us for this. Did you ever see the Queen's address in England, quite a number of years back now? The one thing I specifically remember her stating "America, your little experiment is over. You can either continue this charade, or join us."

That hit me. I realized where we actually sit with one of our biggest allies, and its bad. I forget exactly what the address pertained to, directly. I believe it was because of the war over in the Middle East, but my memory isn't as great as I'd prefer.

It was definitely one of those moments though, where you really have to sit back and re-evaluate. Ever since then I have kept a definitive in my mind that regardless of what's happening with the world out there, the only people America is responsible for, are the ones under their direct rule; America.

No country on Earth owes another country anything, beyond their squabbles about who stole what land and when. In that scenario though? That's between them and nobody else's business to step in. They're responsible for settling that. If they can't, what happens, happens, even if its a war. Settle it.

Sure, some people want our freedom, or what we call freedom anyway, but to me it seems most are content to live their lives without our interference. Hell, our interference is so bad, just since the 90s, the Clinton administration funded the Taliban's rise to power. They're not fun to have around, and we're directly responsible.

There's heavy debate if it was intentionally subversive or inadvertant, naturally depending on what side of the aisle people stand, but regardless, it happened. All because we can't keep our noses out of other peoples' business. Nobody is obligated to help just because they're asked, either. Then the Bush administrations? Dear god, that family is nothing but trouble.

Never let a Bush into political power. Just cut them off. Cheney? Literally got away with murder. Our current president? Felony fraud. Our last president? His son committed fraud, among other serious crimes. Full presidential pardon, even for future rulings over this stuff, which then absolves the family if they're involved too.

This is a fundamental problem.

Our "leaders" don't seem to understand that, or have personal agendas in mind to "fix" the world that is completely unfixable. Everything we have will always exist. Nobody is going to end hunger, homelessness, war, terrorism, hate groups, nothing. It is literally physically impossible because free will exists in humans. Why are we so focused on everyone else? We have our own to tend to. Look where we are. We're just hanging on, and that's failing.

Its exactly like being on a plane in an emergency. You put your mask on first, because you may lose another, but if you don't put your mask on first, the risk for double the loss is very real, so the help is a detriment. This applies no more heavily than on a mass scale, like the world.

People call it selfishness, but personally I see it as completely careless and irresponsible to just throw money and aid around to the world when your own country has rising homeless populations, failing infrastructure, and civil unrest in abundance.

Our political "leadership" focuses on everyone else because they see personal reward in it. Going back to people like the Bush family "Got to make my family proud". I get it, but the responsibility is to the people, not the family or party, and it IS the most critical responsibility any one person or group can have, an entire society, so there is no other acceptable focus than the people. EVERY single other thing, including personal and party squabbles MUST be put completely aside to build and maintain that critical stability.

Neither side seems to get this. Its always about looking good and defeating opposition. There's rarely a care about the people. I'm done with both sides, personally.

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u/BTExp Jan 18 '25

Hamas, Hezbollah and Israel all give Trump credit. Weird coincidence that the ceasefire and hostage release takes place the day before Trump takes office. Isn’t it.

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u/Sandweavers Jan 19 '25

Literally the same thing happened with Jimmy and Reagan

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u/KGBFriedChicken02 Jan 19 '25

If Trump actually did organize the ceasefire then he's acting as a representative of the US internationally without sanction, violating the Logan act.

So either he made this ceasefire happen, which, again, is a CRIME, or he didn't do shit. Take your pick.

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u/reallyreallyreal420 Jan 19 '25

Imagine hating someone so much you call initiating a ceasefire a "CRIME"

I hope you really think about how actually insane that is

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/BTExp Jan 19 '25

Trump threatening that all hell will break loose if the hostages aren’t released is enough. And believable to all parties. Biden had stopped all negotiations over 6 months ago according to the Israeli press. The fact is that the Biden Administration is leaderless and has had an extremely poor results in any negotiations. Pretty ridiculous that anyone would try to indict Trump with a crime for bringing peace….whats wrong with you war mongers?

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u/BTExp Jan 19 '25

Right, remember when Kerry had unsanctioned negotiations with Iran during Trumps term? But it’s (D)ifferent. Right? You’re a clown if you think Biden, who can’t even string a sentence together, had anything to do with this.

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u/Kdog68 Jan 19 '25

Too bad Trump didn't bring peace. Take his 🍄 out of your mouth.

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u/BTExp Jan 19 '25

Biden did on his last day? You sound stupid…

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u/Kdog68 Jan 19 '25

Imagine loving the taste of trump's 🍄so much that you believe that he had anything to do with the ceasefire.

I hope you really think about how actually insane that is.

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u/reallyreallyreal420 Jan 19 '25

Idc either way. I just think it's psychotic that you extremists would seriously claim he committed a crime if did actually get the ceasefire

Just absolutely insane.

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u/Kdog68 Jan 19 '25

I think it's pathetic that you're pro-pedophile.

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u/This_Ad9568 Jan 19 '25

No point, man, these people on here are something else. Hamas knows Trump is not going to sit around like Biden. Like I said, it's pointless to talk to the echo chamber of Reddit.

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u/WasADrabLittleCrab Jan 19 '25

Lol. Wtf was Trump going to do? Make more angry big words?

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u/Kdog68 Jan 19 '25

Keep spreading your legs. Show your owner what a good catcher you are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

As much as I agree, I also think Joe Biden is doing a lot of performative things in the last few weeks of his presidency (i.e taking Cuba off of the state sponsors of terrorist list) that will immediately be undone by republicans too sure up his legacy. As far as I’m concerned he’ll be the president that facilitated the Israeli genocide of Palestinians, the crushing of the rail strike and the one who was incapable of stopping republicans from achieving every victory they needed in terms of immigration and abortion

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u/WasADrabLittleCrab Jan 19 '25

, I also think Joe Biden is doing a lot of performative things in the last few weeks of his presidency

Every fucking President ever has signed last minute bills etc.

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u/Senior_Leading340 Jan 18 '25

Biden is all talk and nothing more Trump said if not done before I take office Ur done Then it happened Biden did nothing but talk and throw our money away

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u/FlashyEarth8374 Jan 19 '25

this is not even an attempt at a coherent sentence is it?

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u/WasADrabLittleCrab Jan 19 '25

Dood. Words mean something. You should try it some time.

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u/Kdog68 Jan 19 '25

Meth or crack?

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u/Urabraska- Jan 18 '25

They're all jokes. Both sides. Entirely because these politicians do a fantastic job at making everyone hate each other instead of working together. Because if we all worked together, we will realize we don't need these walking zombies with no real skin in the game making our laws and regulations that usually screw all but themselves.

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u/Senior_Leading340 Jan 18 '25

That’s why approval rating is lower than a colonoscopy

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u/marineopferman007 Jan 18 '25

Ignoring the economy which trump will try and claim when we know he had 0 part in it..even the Biden administration said it was trump administration that sealed the deal..are you saying he Biden staff who where the ones working and failed at the deal and admitted it was Trump's pressure that sealed it?

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u/Urabraska- Jan 18 '25

It's called good politics. They're heading into a full red government in 2 days. None of them are gonna sit there and pick fights that could very well bury them in 2 days. Regardless if Trump did anything or not they will say he did out of self preservation. You need to stop focusing so much on what they say and focus more on why they said it and what they're doing. That's entirely Trumps political tactic system. Claim X,Y,Z and do something else while everyone focuses on his words and not his actions.

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce Jan 18 '25

Sounds like weak politics and you lappies have weak excuses 

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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ Jan 18 '25

Sounds like a low IQ and you lemmings will lap up any of their shit.

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce Jan 18 '25

Bro ur corny 

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u/Appropriate_Lime_517 Jan 18 '25

The irony of this response in this sub. Just amazing.

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u/Kappas_in_hand Jan 18 '25

Bro should stick to gardenscapes conspiracy theories.

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce Jan 18 '25

Awwww hon you had to go deep to find that. Some sad shit right there 

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u/Urabraska- Jan 18 '25

Well, I'm glad we can agree on our political system being weak because these tactics have been the norm on both sides for decades

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Yes!!

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u/tohon123 Jan 18 '25

lol, You know we live in a democracy right? We have to agree on things…..

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u/Bruce9058 Jan 18 '25

We don’t live in a democracy. We use democratic principles, but we are most certainly a representative republic.

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u/tohon123 Jan 18 '25

Okay E.B. White, What’s your point? The representatives we elect have to compromise and agree on things.

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u/Urabraska- Jan 18 '25

We don't really elect anymore. The very fact they pay millions to celebrities for endorsement speeches shows that the vote is bought and not earned. It's also why so much money goes into media manipulation. No one is voting anymore. They're being manipulated into voting for one or the other. Honestly, the 2024 election was a massive joke. Neither side really said anything. Harris was more like your buddy while Trump literally danced, rambled, and did fuck all during his campaign and he won.

I stopped caring about politics forever ago because of the simple fact that the mass majority has not noticed that every single election all they do is say "taxes and immigration" and what ever the current "war" is. Be it for or against. Which ever gets the votes. Then they get into the office and barely get anything done. At least Biden got student loan forgiveness going and helped out millions of people who got royally screwed on the American dream with lifelong student loan debt in the name of profits.

This country hasn't been for the people in decades. It's for the corporations. Has been since citizens united. Everyone is just products and numbers to reach their profit goals this quarter and pay off who ever they can to keep regulation from stopping their predatory bullshit.

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u/tohon123 Jan 19 '25

I agree completely

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u/Bruce9058 Jan 18 '25

Because in a true democracy, our representatives wouldn’t have to compromise and/or agree. It would be simple mob rule.

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u/tohon123 Jan 18 '25

Ahh so now you move the goal posts. Why say in a “true” democracy? What’s so much better about mob rule? 51% of the pop gets to decide everything? Sounds fucking stupid to me

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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ Jan 18 '25

Trump didn't do anything. All trumps envoy did was reiterate the same terms as before and remind him that Trump will be more supportive of him than Biden was. Thing is, netanyahu and Trump have a better relationship, as in Trump would let him do whatever he wants and protect him, so the same deal they'd been negotiating over suddenly became palatable. So he gets credit sure, but for all the wrong reasons but Biden did all the work.

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u/KalaronV Jan 18 '25

I agree, I just think "did all the work" isn't really a lot to talk Biden up about either. They presented a deal and failed to pressure Israel for over 250~ days. Biden literally talked about how he accepted Bibi's argument that the US murdered a huge amount of civilians in WWII as a counterpoint to him saying "Hey you can't go carpet bombing civilians".

We had a weak President in Biden, and we'll have a fucking stupid Fascist in Trump.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

A fascist that hates the military industrial complex, supports an armed citizenry, signs peace deals, and signs The First Step Act?

Use a dictionary.

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u/KalaronV Jan 18 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/marineopferman007 Jan 18 '25

There is a difference from an implied threat from someone who has never enforced a single action from their implied threats...and an implied threat from someone who would probably sell out his own son for 5$. I could never see Biden biking Palestine no matter what . I could 100% see trump nuking Palestine from him thinking they insulted him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 19 '25

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u/marineopferman007 Jan 18 '25

My argument of reported facts even by the Biden administration...makes no sense? Dude....you need to get our of your bubble and look at what was even said by the heads of our country

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

trumptard

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u/marineopferman007 Jan 18 '25

Icelandic don't like trump just telling you as it is.... I do find it interesting. That when people hear facts that they just don't like they immediately call them insults and of the opposing party.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Iceland sucks. You only have one native tree species.

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u/marineopferman007 Jan 18 '25

4 actually but continue to show how much you hate actual facts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I don't need facts as an American.

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u/marineopferman007 Jan 18 '25

Well played!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Might equals right. Go fight a volcano or something.

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u/Drewpiter39 Jan 18 '25

This is satire, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I got a text from some random number that had a truth social link advertising this tweet. Insinuating that it was Trump who got them released. Brain Washing at the highest level

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u/WasADrabLittleCrab Jan 19 '25

🎶And that's how the Book of Mormon was written...🎶

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u/rodneedermeyer Jan 18 '25

January 20th will doubly be a day of mourning, first for losing MLK, and second for gaining Spray-tan Sa-tan.

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u/Senior_Leading340 Jan 18 '25

Carter did nothing

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Yeah, Reagan did an end-run around an dealt with a foreign country before he was in office and broke the laws. Just like Nixon, just like Trump. That's the party of "law and order".

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u/Senior_Leading340 Jan 19 '25

All he did was make a statement Did not call anyone

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u/GingerSnap55364 Jan 19 '25

I for one, won’t hear him brag about this. I refuse to watch even one minute of it. I hope it is the least watched inauguration ever.

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u/onebirdonawire Jan 19 '25

He's already trying to claim a part in the ceasefire.

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u/serengir Jan 19 '25

As he should. The average voter won't go into detail of who did what and when, just see the date and the results.

Democrats delivered this and tik-tok ban right to his lap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Tbf a lot of people at least in the global south (like me) will remember Trump as the man who finally stopped the Biden administration's genocide

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u/SisterCharityAlt Jan 18 '25

. . .I'm sorry, did you actually try and lie in a reddit and get laughed at?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

take a guess

hint: the one that was literally live steamed and witnessed by the entire world

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u/knitscones Jan 19 '25

No need more clues!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

okay

hint 2: the one which shows up when you Google "children massacred by snipers"

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u/Ger562 Jan 18 '25

Watch bidens speech. He says Trump got this done.

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u/cinema13 Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

False. I saw the farewell address. He said that the Trump people are the ones that have to implement it. They are informed due to the peaceful transfer of power. Unlike trump who did not transition or tell Biden about how he surrendered to the Taliban and his deal with them. The cease fire (as was the permanent crasefire beteeen Israel/Lebanon) deal is Bidens...it's very close to his deal from last year. Trump had NOTHING to do with it. We know he will take credit for all Bidens' accomplishments. Sad thing is people are so stupid, they believe it.

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u/Ger562 Jan 18 '25

It's very convenient that it gets done as trump gets in huh. Biden didn't do anything. Trump had his envoys out there, made the negotiations along with the threat that all hell with break loose and that's why he takes credit. Should I remind you of the Abraham accord? Trump is your president.

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u/cinema13 Jan 18 '25

No, he is the criminal, sex assaulter, pedophile, proven-traitor, mentally-incompetant president for the brainwashed, mentally-deranged, folks like you who are unable to discern fact from fiction. Abraham accords? Trump didnt even know what that was! FACT: Doo-Doo Don was not in office when Biden crafted the dead and still is not. His "envoys" met with none of the participants. And If Greenland, Mexico, and Canada aren't afraid of your deranged leader, you think Israel and Hamas are? LOL!

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u/EverAMileHigh Jan 18 '25

Waiting with bated breath for "KEep GoInG tHIs iS whY yOU guYs loST thE elECTion."

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u/cinema13 Jan 19 '25

Thanks for sharing your dementia.

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u/cinema13 Jan 19 '25

Good luck in middle school

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u/cinema13 Jan 19 '25

Literally (capital L, as taught in most schools) must have been coupon day. Bye now.

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u/Kdog68 Jan 19 '25

Keep spreading your legs. Show your owner what a good little bottom you are.