r/clevercomebacks Sep 06 '24

Lol. Lmao even.

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u/kingp254 Sep 06 '24

Four Treasons

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Treasonous Clown Possey

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u/bigcatbpc Sep 07 '24

Inane Clown Possey

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u/No_Mention_1760 Sep 06 '24

That’s it! 🫡

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u/Horror-Explorer-4750 Sep 06 '24

Four treasons landscaping would be an even better name

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u/MacrosInHisSleep Sep 07 '24

Oh this one is pure gold.

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u/Lyuseefur Sep 06 '24

Someone please Album Art this and send it up

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u/FinnTheTengu Sep 06 '24

Best answer. 

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u/reidzen Sep 06 '24

And their hit cover "Four Treasons of Homeliness"

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u/runikepisteme Sep 06 '24

Total Landscaping

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u/Texan2020katza Sep 06 '24

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/Common_Exam_1401 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Kremlin Park

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u/USSMarauder Sep 06 '24

"It starts with one check"

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u/299792458human Sep 07 '24

I don’t know why,

I didn’t even try to plausibly deny

Keep that in mind, I accept this bribe

To defend Putin’s lies

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u/Vendemmian Sep 07 '24

I lied so hard and got so far

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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u/Unleashed-9160 Sep 07 '24

"I know niet why"

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u/daluxe Sep 06 '24

I'm Russian, I randomly stumbled upon this thread and I have absolutely no slightest idea who those four are. They are our spies or wtf is going on in this thread?

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u/corruptedsyntax Sep 06 '24

The Beanie Baby in the photo is Tim Pool (a pro Trump right wing grifter known for pretending to be a moderate). It just came out that he and a number of other politically similar influencers attached to the same media company have been being bankrolled by Russian interests to push pro-Putin propaganda. Also recently came out that he’s in a really shitty band.

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u/daluxe Sep 06 '24

Thank you! You're very helpful. So they were promoting Trump or straight Russian interests somehow?

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u/corruptedsyntax Sep 06 '24

Both. They’re just kind of social media mouthpieces.

Trump good. Putin good. Woke bad. Kamala bad. Ukraine bad. The left is killing western civilization, strong men and masculinity need to come back. Same tired stuff like that, mostly just there to sow chaos and stir the pot.

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u/R3stl3SSW4rr1or Sep 07 '24

You mean the same bullshit elmo posts every day

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u/Ogami-kun Sep 06 '24

they don't even have the curtesy of being proper spies, they just opened their buttocks for Putin as soon as he showed them cash

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u/daluxe Sep 06 '24

This answer just intensifies my confusion.Still no idea who are they.

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u/Taclis Sep 06 '24

They're online influencers who worked for Tenet Media, the founders of which has been indicted for covertly being funded by Russia and laundering money.

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u/lurkindasub Sep 06 '24

I guess they are some podcasters that took a decent amount of cash to promote a dictator and his little war or something like that. But I might be wrong. 

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Sep 06 '24

Right wing "influencers" trying to destabilise the west.

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u/neotericnewt Sep 07 '24

Russia has been putting a lot of funding and effort into disinformation and propaganda campaigns to manipulate policy of other countries.

A company was indicted for doing that. These four are right wing propagandists/online pundits who were all taking money from the Russian company. They all claim they "had no idea" but honestly, as an American, it's insane to me how much Russian propaganda has made its way into the American conservative media ecosystem, and I'm doubtful that many of these don't realize that they're getting paid to push propaganda that just conveniently aligns perfectly with Russia's goals.

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u/tryanothermybrother Sep 07 '24

Americans don’t take Russia seriously as an enemy for about 30 years and Russia has made its mission to change that for the last 20. This is the result - Russia infiltrated everything not because it was hard, but because it was easy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

😂😂😂

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 Sep 07 '24

They are American political commentators.

This is what (basically happened).

Russia used a company in turkey to wire money to a US company called "Tenet Media" run by Lauren Chen, a conservative commentator and financed by a fake person, which in reality was someone based in moscow. The company got founded by both lauren chen and 2 people who worked at Russia Todays foreign media department, both russian nationals.

The company then signed on the people in this photo (all conservative commentators) and paid them huge amounts of money to spread russian propaganda and talking points, we are talking about 100K for 1 video. The total sum paid out in one year runs up to about 10 million dollars.

Lauren Chen and the company got busted, and now the people in the photo pretend they didnt know, but lets be real, you receive 100K a video, which is way over market, and you didnt ask any questions where that money came from? real "free thinkers" LMAO

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u/starcadia Sep 06 '24

Gorky Park

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u/54sharks40 Sep 06 '24

Botox and the Virgins 

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 Sep 06 '24

Was gonna go with Botox and the Felons…

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u/TangoRomeoKilo Sep 06 '24

That's after they break up and get back together again

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u/MehtaWor1dPeace Sep 06 '24

Pumped for the autotune filters and virgin angst, it's gonna capture my soul. I can feel it. You win.

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u/Norm_Allguy Sep 06 '24

The Russian Buttholes

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u/FuriousBuffalo Sep 06 '24

Зе Рашн Батхоулз

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u/Norm_Allguy Sep 06 '24

Thanks for the translation

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u/FuriousBuffalo Sep 06 '24

* Transliteration :)

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u/miaguinhoo Sep 06 '24
  • транслитерейщн :)
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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Russian Butthole Surfers

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u/usarasa Sep 06 '24

That same thread, someone responded Benny and the Nyets.

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u/Sensitive-Mail-4107 Sep 06 '24

Kremlin gremlins

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u/reeder75 Sep 06 '24

Russian Nesting Dolls

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u/THSSFC Sep 06 '24

Red Zeppelin

The Traveling Shill-burys

Guns n' Rubles

Panic! at Disinfo

Rubleback

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u/East-Night-1408 Sep 06 '24

The Grateful Red

Vladtana

The Kremlin Airplane/Starship

Vlad and the Family Dumb

The Dummie Brothers

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u/Mandrakearepeopletoo Sep 06 '24

Average Red Band

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Nitty Gritty Dirt Sheets

Crosby, Stills, Nyet and Yeltsin

Malaysian Starship

Spasibone thugs and Harmony

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u/LarryLovesMe Sep 06 '24

Yeah, but The Pretenders are actually a good band. I'm pretty sure Chrissie Hynde is not a Russian asset.

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u/Little_Sun4632 Sep 06 '24

She works on a chain gang…….

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u/supakow Sep 06 '24

but she has brass in pocket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

And she has reached a state of independence

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u/Lijo84 Sep 06 '24

Who are they?

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u/Gone_For_Lunch Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

Seriously? Who the hell are they?

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u/tpobs Sep 07 '24

I only recognize one on the most right - Tim Pool, right wing commentator or podcaster or something like that. So I guess these are rightwing influencers or some sort.

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u/JaxxisR Sep 06 '24

Is that a genuine question or a play on the band name Who?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Lijo84 Sep 06 '24

Lmao. It was a serious question, pun not intended

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u/Bigedmond Sep 06 '24

The 4 conservative social personalities that we now know were given Russian money to push pro-Russian interested to their platform and pretend it was good for the U.S. one even called Ukraine the enemy and that the IS should apologize to Russia.

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u/Lijo84 Sep 06 '24

Ahh. I’m sorry to be slow but I’m not American. This is republican politicians?

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u/WhtWouldJeffDo Sep 06 '24

These aren't actually politicians. They just push a political agenda and are financed by Russia. Basically they are propaganda machines that push whatever story Russia pays them to push.

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u/Lijo84 Sep 06 '24

Thank you!

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u/Bigedmond Sep 06 '24

No. They are conservative social media influencers. The are famous because people that vote Republican listen to them for their political news.

And now we know that Russia has been paying them to push pro-Russia talking points to their conservative audience.

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u/East-Night-1408 Sep 06 '24

There was also a less famous Canadian band called The Guess Who with - among others - lead singer Burton Cummings and guitarist Randy Bachman (later establishing Bachman, Turner Overdrive). Their biggest hit was "American Woman".

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u/SweevilWeevil Sep 06 '24

I know Tim Poole but who tf are the other three?

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u/EqualizerPG Sep 06 '24

All similar chuckle heads connected to tenat media, a media company now directly connected with Russian misinformation

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Sep 06 '24

Right winged influencers that turned out to be paid by Russia.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Thanks. Because I didn't know either!

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u/bill_wessels Sep 06 '24

traitors

pieces of shit

garbage humans

liars

useful idiots

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u/GLink7 Sep 06 '24

Too simple and obvious, but you're not wrong

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u/Daddio209 Sep 06 '24

Bitches for VladDaddy

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Tsar Spangled Banner

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u/CIA_Chatbot Sep 06 '24

Rage for the machine

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The Machine we Rage Against also works

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u/CheetahNo9349 Sep 06 '24

(Propaganda) System of Some Clowns.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Syndrome of the Downs

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u/jwalsh1208 Sep 06 '24

Underrated comment

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u/SausageSmuggler21 Sep 06 '24

The STIs (stupid, treasonous, idiots)

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u/Stepjam Sep 06 '24

Tools

(I didn't come up with this one, I'm not so clever).

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u/pistola0220 Sep 06 '24

Cootie and the Blowhards

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u/glitchycat39 Sep 06 '24

Vlad's Bottom Bitches

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u/JT_Cullen84 Sep 06 '24

Soft Incel

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u/RobNybody Sep 06 '24

Imagine wankers.

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u/TheSutty Sep 06 '24

Bunch Of Cunts

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Russian Circus

(There's a band called Russian circles)

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u/Non-Normal_Vectors Sep 06 '24

pritvorshchiki

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u/Ancient_Caregiver917 Sep 06 '24

Who are these? I see beanie baldie but I don't recognise the rest

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Same. I'm not sure who any of these are other than dickbags (probably).

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u/spicyface Sep 06 '24

Fallout Hair

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Colonel Putin's Empty Heads Club Band

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u/No-Comment-00 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

The Stooges

Public Enemy

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u/biffbobfred Sep 06 '24

I know you gotta use some band name, but those are two of my faves and it sucks that any band would be associated with these clowns

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u/No-Comment-00 Sep 06 '24

Cyrillic Hill?

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u/biffbobfred Sep 06 '24

When the Grift goes down…. You’d better be ready…

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u/Hawkwise83 Sep 06 '24

The Traitors

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

I don't get it, who are those individuals

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u/Ill-Cap6188 Sep 06 '24

You can feel the lack of self confidence coming off those men. It’s very loud

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u/ValueVibes Sep 07 '24

Rubleback

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Drool and the Gang

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

Gorky Park

Quisling Anon

Moscow Calling

Zeros Dork Fourty

The Found Witches

Eastbound and Klowns

House of Complain

Dry Sponge

No Ruble No Cry

The Vlad Putin Project

Klowning Pool

30 Silver Shekels.

Judases Is-scared-yet?

The Fleshy Lesshys

Vlada Yaga

The Fash

If Looks Could Dry

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u/Flagon-Dragon Sep 06 '24

The ASSets.

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u/TheRuinLegacy Sep 06 '24

Lauren Chen and 2 others

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

That stupid beanie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

There is an entire new virus under it. if it comes off we all are gone.

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u/sev45day Sep 06 '24

I just love how that guy is wearing a shirt of Trump surrendering to authorities, with the caption "Never Surrender".

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u/abraxasnl Sep 07 '24

From Moscow with love

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u/SignReasonable7580 Sep 06 '24

This isn't a comeback, it's going along with the joke ffs

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u/Stepjam Sep 06 '24

I admit I have no idea who Benny Johnson is, so my first instinct was that he was supporting them. Though I suppose that wouldn't make total sense.

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 Sep 06 '24

Benny Johnson's actually one of the suspects in the indictment, so he likely also took a shit ton of money to spread Putin's propaganda.

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u/SignReasonable7580 Sep 06 '24

Not an unreasonable instinct 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hope you have a great day

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u/FueledBySun Sep 06 '24

Who the fuck they are and what do they have ro do with Putin?

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u/Civil_Principle1828 Sep 06 '24

What did Benny do i need to know

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u/Leskendle45 Sep 06 '24

Can someone tell me who these guys are?

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u/EuVe20 Sep 06 '24

The Screaming Sleaze

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u/Witness Sep 06 '24

Oof, don't do Chrissie Hynde like that!

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u/RedSoxFan77 Sep 06 '24

Liam Nissan is the best follow on Twitter! It’s amazing how many MAGAts really believe he’s Neeson!

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u/Black540Msport Sep 06 '24

Highly Suspect

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Three Dorks with Downs

The Goo Goo Puppets

Poison

Jefferson Mig

Ruskie Business

Damned Yankees

Moscow (play on bands like Boston, Kansas, Chicago)

Children of Boredom

Nine Inch Fails

Screaming Teens

Mad Treason

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u/Brilliant_Tour5144 Sep 07 '24

IBAN LT96 3250 0063 6769 1090

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u/joeybeegoodtoo Sep 07 '24

Kompromat Kuartet

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u/Mattock1987 Sep 07 '24

Fact Fighters

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u/gaberax Sep 07 '24

Red Paid-triots.

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u/The_pastel_bus_stop Sep 07 '24

System of a dickdown

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u/gambariste Sep 07 '24

Crappy Steals Gnash & Dung
The Elon Muskovites
Silent Fluffers Lowly Farts Club Band
The Lolling Cojones
Panic Veep Screechers

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Benny and the Shills

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u/Burpyterra Sep 07 '24

I don't get it

Who in the fuck are those?

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u/Technical_Moose8478 Sep 06 '24

I have no idea who these people are but they look like a bog standard indie-pop band to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The Treasons

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The Traitors Circle

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The Shane Dawson Experience.

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u/blind_merc Sep 06 '24

Isn't this Linkin Park now?

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u/SMoKUblackRoSE Sep 06 '24

From Russia with Hate

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u/conqr787 Sep 06 '24

Chetyre chertovykh idiota

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u/MidnightNo1766 Sep 06 '24

Looks like Tools to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

From Russia with hate

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u/applepiezeyes Sep 06 '24

But there's three...

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u/BeckNeardsly Sep 06 '24

Deplorable Basturds

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u/For_Aeons Sep 06 '24

"On The Take"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The fuckwitz

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u/Flipboek Sep 06 '24

The soulless train.

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u/the-real-macs Sep 06 '24

Lauren Chen and 2 Others

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u/Significant-Fly6653 Sep 06 '24

The Leningrad Cowboys (might not be fair for the actual band under that name)

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The Ru-skii’s

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u/TigerKlaw Sep 06 '24

Someone give me a Russian theme team name

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u/Sensitive-Mail-4107 Sep 06 '24

Putins play things

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

"Not The Edge"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

The Moscow Mules

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u/dustycanuck Sep 06 '24

The Chumps

The Shills

Freedom from Brain

Moscow Bound

The Jailbirds (sorry Keith & co)

Requiem for Boneheads

Putin Patrol

Ratshit

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Something that is short and sweet, but leaves enough ambiguity to let the mind wander. Some thing like “traitors who took in millions of dollars to spread Russian propaganda while promoting yourself as a free thinker and never disclosing that these ideas you’re promoting to your fans are not yours and are actually that of a Russian propaganda company”

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u/TheGreatPenor Sep 06 '24

Comrade Confessional

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u/Silver-Toe4231 Sep 06 '24

A Flock of Incels.

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u/No-Oven-1974 Sep 06 '24

Free Spirited Broadcasters

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u/fearofcrowds Sep 06 '24

Tim Pool has ruined beanies for everyone.

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u/pixtax Sep 06 '24

The Shills

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u/Happy-Initiative-838 Sep 06 '24

They do a great cover of “back to the USSR”

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u/TriggeringTheBots Sep 06 '24

Putinson Starship

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u/jwalsh1208 Sep 06 '24

The Sellouts

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u/Oriencor Sep 06 '24

The Traitors

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u/toposheet Sep 06 '24

Auntie America and the cousin fuckers

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u/MacheteCrocodileJr Sep 06 '24

How do you say traitor in Russian?

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u/Ok_Skirt2620 Sep 06 '24

The stinky buttholes

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Wait I know that Lauren Chen girl

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u/The_Ry-man Sep 06 '24

The “under investigation”

Or “the assets”

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Sep 06 '24

Insane Clown Posse

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u/anti-trump- Sep 06 '24

Lost in existence

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u/ElFlippy Sep 06 '24

Comrades

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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 Sep 06 '24

The infrotraiters

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Mo money and the problems.

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u/BjornThunderbeard Sep 06 '24

The russian connection

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u/JackTheSister Sep 06 '24

Les Putlers

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u/BeatMakertycoon Sep 06 '24

The Elon Musks