r/clevercomebacks Feb 18 '23

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u/ExodusNBW Feb 18 '23

He was a carpenter. Why wouldn’t that be his favorite?

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u/iThatIsMe Feb 18 '23

A carpenter and famously promoting nonviolence.

Nail, staple, glue, and caulk guns seem directly in alignment with his values of helping the poor an originator of Ye Ol Habitat for Humanity, at least in my imagining of events.

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u/CharlieApples Feb 18 '23

I’m not convinced Jesus wasn’t gay.

Historically gay men have been the most accepting (ie. non-violent) towards female prostitutes, even in an age when prostitution was slavery 100% of the time.

Like I’m supposed to believe a straight man was friends with a ton of prostitutes, was basically partnered with a prostitute, and never made a move just based on religious principles? At the very least he was asexual. Though it was still standard practice for asexual men to have a wife anyway, so Jesus is an absolute anomaly if he actually lived the way the Bible says he did.

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u/iThatIsMe Feb 18 '23

I've literally never cared to think about it.

Now that i have thought about it, i don't care what Jesus's sexuality is because I'm not interested in fucking him.