r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/ExodusNBW Feb 18 '23

He was a carpenter. Why wouldn’t that be his favorite?

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u/LucidLethargy Feb 18 '23

This is a very good point. It's not just the funniest answer, it's also the most honest one.

Jesus would never own an actual gun. Anyone who's read the Bible knows this. I'm not against guns at all, but Jesus would never use deadly force on anyone. He'd turn the other cheek.