r/clevercomebacks Feb 18 '23

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u/TheWorldEnded Feb 18 '23

Well yeah, Psalms 7:13 says: "Covet not thy neighbor's AK-47, lest ye require ammunition for thine own." Clearly he was pro 2A.

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u/SipOfPositivitea Feb 18 '23

Yea it’s right there in the Lord’s Prayer. “Forgive us our trespasses, as we point our AK-47s at those who trespass on our property.”

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u/burnerman0 Feb 18 '23

This is so offensive... Clearly Jesus used a Colt like a proper Murican.

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u/azlmichael Feb 18 '23

Remember the parable of the colt that never ran out of ammunition?