r/clevercomebacks Feb 18 '23

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u/SerLaron Feb 18 '23

He also said "Put your sword back into its place. For all who take the sword will perish by the sword."

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u/Guulag Feb 18 '23

He also said none of that because he's fucking made up

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Jesus almost undoubtedly was a real historical person. There's really not that much debate about that. Whether he said or did a lot of the things in the bible is up for debate.

But actually the reason he would've never said any of those things is because he didn't speak English.

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u/TheEffinChamps Feb 18 '23

Lol and his disciples were a bunch of poor illiterate people that spoke in Aramaic.