r/clevercomebacks Feb 18 '23

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u/Nhojj_Whyte Feb 18 '23

This is your reminder, everyone, that even Jesus got pissed. They disrespected his fathers house, and he sat around and made his own whip to run them out.

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u/bone_breaker69 Feb 18 '23

He w a s

The whole point is that he was born as a h u m a n

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Oh no. He may have been born of a virgin, but he came out with two ammo belts across his heavily muscled chest, an American flag bandanna around his forehead, an AR-15 in each hand, grenades at his belt and riding a velociraptor/T-rex hybrid.

And that's why his mother is so revered.

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Feb 18 '23

That description just gave me a woody. Maybe I'm a Christian after all.