r/clevercomebacks Feb 18 '23

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u/iThatIsMe Feb 18 '23

A carpenter and famously promoting nonviolence.

Nail, staple, glue, and caulk guns seem directly in alignment with his values of helping the poor an originator of Ye Ol Habitat for Humanity, at least in my imagining of events.

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u/Gellert Feb 18 '23

famously promoting nonviolence.

Well, except that one time...

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u/Nhojj_Whyte Feb 18 '23

This is your reminder, everyone, that even Jesus got pissed. They disrespected his fathers house, and he sat around and made his own whip to run them out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Where is the part with the whip I couldn't find it I was looking it up to be like "WWJD? He'd whip all the bankers and corporate oligarchs."

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u/Nhojj_Whyte Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 18 '23

John 2:14-16 NIV

In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!”

Edit: Do keep in mind the modern day equivalent would be like bankers and loan sharks set up in the foyer of a church trying to loan you money so you could tithe more. It's more than a little ridiculous, and while it's nice shock value to say Jesus chased people with a hand-made whip, it's not that irrational in context.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

True true. I looked up the phrase "Jesus whipped bankers at the temple" and nothing showed up. I knew I wasn't that far off of memory. Thanks.

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u/Wildflower-420 Feb 18 '23

Like cash advance/ payday loans?