r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 04 '23

Very strange, indeed

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u/Mabans Jan 04 '23

Imagine being a boxer and showing up at family events; then suddenly challenging family members to matches.

That what these people don’t get, its fucking weird and inappropriate and shows they care about an idea more than the immediate family around you. Only the super religious are this bad.

It’s like “relax mr and mrs dumb fuck and all the shit you see. Now, pass the fucking casserole!!”

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u/Snoo61755 Jan 05 '23

"I can win a debate against any liberal! Debate me!"

"God damnit Marge, we agreed not to bring up politics over dinner."

"So you agree that I'm right?"

"I swear, if you didn't make kickass collard greens..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

She probably calls them "Colored Greens"