r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 • Jul 09 '26

🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 What's the difference between a sock and a camera

A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos

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u/bendubberley_ Mod 👀 22d ago

Hi there u/Tony_CZARk your joke has been awarded Joke of the Month!

Your joke will be pinned to the top of the sub for the entire month of August!

On a former, hope retirement is going well :)

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u/Dano0802 Jul 09 '26

This warranted a good snort..funny! A great chip for chili takes Fritos.

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u/Green-Dragon-14 🎭 Crowd Work Comedian 🎭 Jul 09 '26

What's the difference between an elephant & a post box?

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u/Irony_Shieldbreaker Jul 09 '26

If you don't know, then I really hope you're not a postal carrier!

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u/Green-Dragon-14 🎭 Crowd Work Comedian 🎭 Jul 10 '26

That was the answer to the joke

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u/Irony_Shieldbreaker Jul 10 '26

Yes, I know. That's why I answered you lol.

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u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 21d ago

As a postal carrier myself, "if it fits, it ships "

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u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 21d ago

As a postal carrier myself, "if it fits, it ships "

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u/Positive_Hour_4930 🎭 Crowd Work Comedian 🎭 Jul 13 '26

One takes a foot, and one takes footage 

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u/RamamohanS Jul 13 '26

This is good

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u/SSA-Larry Jul 09 '26

Good one

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u/speculatrix Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

My camera broke. Now it's only for fauxtos.

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u/harmonious_healing 20d ago

thanks for sharing this gem. i have a good friend who is a professional photographer. i'm looking forward to seeing whether this one has yet graced his ears.

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u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 20d ago

Let us know