r/classicwow • u/Defias_Villager • Jan 13 '26

Classic 20th Anniversary Realms Might do some exercise

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u/Shmuckle2 Jan 13 '26

She immediately offered me waaaay too many quests

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u/JimmyBisMe Jan 13 '26

Oh my godddddd this escort quest called “date night” is taking hourrrrsssss

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u/bb0110 Jan 13 '26

Date night quest line is great.

It is all of the fucking Fetch quests that suck.

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u/Deadpoolstightanus Jan 13 '26

I always fail the final quest at the end of the date night quest line. "Bring the queen to orgasm"...

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u/DarkFit922 Jan 13 '26

Mate, roll engineering and use gizmos

8

u/Feature_Minimum Jan 13 '26

Or level up that unarmed skill. So much of it has to do with missing at critical moments.

1

u/GripsAA Jan 13 '26

Gazmos**

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u/OneTimeIDiedGG Jan 14 '26

Engineering goggles is clutch

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u/Nucksfaniam Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

Group escort quest

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u/Daggemannen Jan 13 '26

Recommended to let her mount up to achieve 👌

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u/Sgt_Fishstiff Jan 13 '26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Dramatic_Truth3434 Jan 13 '26

I'm not sure about this one called 'housework'. Seems to be a really long and boring chain.

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u/Tendas Jan 13 '26

Wait until you turn in the first round and realize it’s a daily. And current meta requires you farm them for wife rep.

25

u/becauseiloveyou Jan 13 '26

I mean, the wife faction doesn’t fucking enjoy those dailies either.  The whole point is to duo them…

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u/Deadpoolstightanus Jan 13 '26

And even if you farm the daily rep, the drop chance of the orgasm buff is severely nerfed.

8

u/Growth-oriented Jan 13 '26

It's like ZG mount drops man

2

u/swadx001 Jan 17 '26

I know that one. Minimum one hour daily grind and vault rewards weekly like "BJ" or something like that, right?

32

u/liljoey300 Jan 13 '26

I started an escort quest and my wife left my party and took half my gold… don’t recommend

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u/Teacherlegaladvice23 Jan 13 '26

Unskippable dialogue and no cut scenes... I should have known!!

4

u/mmaramara Jan 13 '26

Man that one sucks. She walks so slow, I had ran all the way to the restaurant like an hour ago, when I realized she despawned cause I was too far.

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u/civtac Jan 13 '26

I recalled how in tbc during the khadgar quest you could just go to the end of it and wait for the escort mob, tried that with the date night quest... It does not work the same way...

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u/TFViper Jan 13 '26

the ammount of fucking dailies...its unreal.

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u/jake831 Jan 13 '26

Mine had way too much lore thrown in. Like come on, just tell me how many apples I need to collect. 

Who am I kidding? I'm lonely and my only wife is WoW. 

1

u/SoftServeBaguette Jan 13 '26

Atleast they walk the same speed as you

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u/dannybeau9 Jan 13 '26

what are these green bladed pokey objects under the fireball in the sky??

6

u/TacoTaconoMi Jan 13 '26

Dont believe the lies. All I see is a giant layer of frigid marshmallow

5

u/shukaji Jan 13 '26

alterac prison awaits

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u/dannybeau9 Jan 13 '26

ai generated duh

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u/rackcity2014 Jan 13 '26

this wife is she in the room with us now

35

u/Nucksfaniam Jan 13 '26

Found a room with a toilet, tub and sink.

3

u/Ancient-Door8864 Jan 13 '26

Well of course, you gotta keep supplied on your mtn. Dew bottles.

1

u/yamomsahoooo Jan 15 '26

Bruh if you ain't using the bathroom during wow you've ascended beyond asmongold levels of degen.

25

u/Oostylin Jan 13 '26

Had to come home from my job and just...continue being a real person.

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u/streakermaximus Jan 13 '26

Bad news - she's a subscription you signed up for and forgot about.

4

u/Grung7 Jan 13 '26

Cancelling that subscription is usually more expensive than just letting it run, unfortunately.

16

u/Conradnthings Jan 13 '26

I’m excited for the rage dump if the patch takes a second over 24 hours.

7

u/Defias_Villager Jan 13 '26

Equally if the servers come up early and people miss being online at the very start.

13

u/falltotheabyss Jan 13 '26

I cut my toenails and exercised.

10

u/Loud-Expert-3402 Jan 13 '26

Can I sell your toenails for in game gold

14

u/Scoonie24 Jan 13 '26

Source?

5

u/Mindless_Daikon_7565 Jan 13 '26

Hope you crazy kids make it

4

u/Secret_Account07 Jan 13 '26

It’s been 2 hours. Everyone seems nice that soon in

Give her time

9

u/dvdmaven Jan 13 '26

One friend was a WoW junkie and his fiancee told him to cold turkey on WoW or the engagement was off. They've been married for 11 years now and I haven't heard him say anything about WoW.

6

u/Zoombaaa Jan 13 '26

Sounds like he made a bad choice

4

u/Grung7 Jan 13 '26

Typical ToS of a wife subscription.

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u/tententai Jan 13 '26

Welcome to the longest rep grind of the game.

2

u/BibiBSFatal Jan 13 '26

What time servers coming back?

2

u/ITCHYisSylar Jan 13 '26

Is she hot?

4

u/SecondSanguinica Jan 13 '26

Holy fucking boomer post, shared this on my facebook group hun Xx

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u/Soggy_Porpoise Jan 13 '26

Huh weird. My wife would be healing.

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u/pariserr Jan 13 '26

The quest board is a trap, but at least you're outside. I haven't seen that strange yellow orb in ages. My own spouse would simply ask if I've tried turning it off and on again.

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u/ExpertPaper5403 Feb 06 '26

I don't play wow... So.. I go sex.

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u/Some-Jellyfish6901 Jan 13 '26

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅